Oh God. IT support for a forum.
Right. This is in IE.

GO to a neutral site. Google, or something.
Close all other browser tabs.
Go to Tools, then Internet Options.
In the Browsing History section click "Delete".
Untick all boxes except for Temporary Internet Files and the COokies one.
Click delete.
Wait for yellow banner at bottom of page.
Reload B3ta.

Adverts gone.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:28, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You say that with a sigh, yet you had an overwhelming feeling of self worth.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)

After years in IT support, I have no self worth left at all.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

we know. You tell us every day.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Then I have to question why you decided to contradict the scads of evidence.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

*morose broken spirit fives*

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Why won't adblocker stop them?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Because those adblocker programmes only work with Javascript.
No Javascript adverts, no blockage.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)

I've just added this to adblock:

static.usvsth3m.com/js/*

I get a nice shiny white box at the top of the page now.
(Twangy Rubber, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

^Follow this man's example.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Hang on, who is this man, first?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)

I agree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)

How do I add it to adblock?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:35, Reply)

gaffer tape

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Well for me it was:

click on AdBlock Edge icon, select "open blockable items"
in the new pane at the bottom of the screen, find "static.usvsth3m..." and double click on the line.
click "add filter" at the bottom, it defaults to the block pattern that I mentioned.
(Twangy Rubber, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)

how do i do adblock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Use Chrome and get Adblock Plus as an extension for free
I've just done it now and it took about 2 mins
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)

how long should the extension be?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

30m

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:47, Reply)

What about Firefox?
I'm logged in under my other account on Chrome
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

You can add multiple accounts to Chrome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:47, Reply)

No I can't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-edge/

Chrome: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom?hl=en

Other browsers: www.diy.com/nav/garden/garden-tools-equipment/garden-hand-tools/cutting___prunning_tools/-specificproducttype-shears/Opp-Hedge-Shear-13358651?skuId=13829357
(Twangy Rubber, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

i do need some hedge shearers...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Have you been lurking all this time, waiting for this opportunity to present itself?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:45, Reply)

It was the reason I was created. All those long years of training, reading Rory vs Swipe until my eyes bled...
(Twangy Rubber, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Go to the "internet"
Type in "adblock" into a "search engine" such as "google"
"install" the "software"
you "fucking prick"
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

TGGI^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I might just stick some gaffer tape over the top right of my laptop screen.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

can't you do it for me remotely?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Absolutely, yes.
But I won't.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)

sometimes I wonder if we are friends at all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

How can we be lovers..?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Fun fact.
Windows has an inbuilt system to allow remote access from anywhere. You enable it, give me your machine deets, I can log in.

At least, it was there in XP. Haven't bothered looking in later versions.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Oh God, I remember that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:35, Reply)

it's a tiny advert, hardly seem worth the bother

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:35, Reply)

I have a PACT COFFEE logo thats taking up about 70% of my b3ta screen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah, that was the one I had.
"Fuck THAT" was my immediate thought.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)

I've raised a "suggestion"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)

See below. The 'hide adverts' option in your profile now works.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:46, Reply)

TBH I needed an excuse to move b3ta to Chrome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:50, Reply)

mine's about 3 inches by 2 centimetres

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Poor Mrs Fogle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Mine was about 800x600 pixels, so you're lucky.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Nice British combination of imperial and metric measurements there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)

It's distracting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)

do you have to concentrate REALLY hard to come up with the tripe you write on here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Cr3 has now amended the code so changing the option in your profile works to remove the adverts. Then just clear your cache & they're gone.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

No, it's ok. No need for thanks.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

why start now?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:47, Reply)

go fuck yourself

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:49, Reply)