I followed through this morning.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 11:57, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I might have had to change into my backup sweatpants this morning
we can be incontinence brothers
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

How low can you squat?
Show that we can poo this, here we go again
Ugh, your brown pants
It's all down to your incontinants
Bought this bog roll just for you so use it
Andrex from the ALDI shop
Sit down (balance on the john)
Huh, let's lay a log
Like we said before
They say the brothers' sphincters are weak
Cos our boxers brown-streaked
When we DRIBBLE
From our large intestine
No contrition our position
(We're gonna do a plop)
That you never smelt before
Fill your favourite trousers with elimination
Brothers gonna squirt it out
And stop pinchin'
Brothers, brothers gonna squirt it out
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Speaking of squatting.
On holiday in italy as a teenager I had a bash at a 'squatter' toilet; not realising that you're supposed to adopt a pose that involves your arse being near your ankles, I adopted a 'teeing off at golf pose'. I missed the hole completely, then left.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)