Pissing down with rain here - won't be going to the Godiva festival at this rate.
How has the weather changed your plans dear B3TANs? Will you be postponing that barbecue you've been looking forward to all week? Tell us the tales of your weather-related woes.
Alt: Think of your own, what am I, YM?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 8:36, 22 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

stopped now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)

It has been pissing down here but it has stopped
This makes no difference to me today as I'm stuck in the house working overtime*

Gotta sort a wasps nest out later on though, so that should be fun!

* read drinking coffee whilst occasionally pressing a button on my laptop
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I'm off into town soon, looking at the Tour de France preparations

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Sounds like a good plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)

yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 10:48, Reply)

Wife, kid and workless this weekend, I've just got up, planning on doing nothing. Might walk the dog to the pub after some breakfast.# lazycunt

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)

I followed through this morning.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I might have had to change into my backup sweatpants this morning
we can be incontinence brothers
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

How low can you squat?
Show that we can poo this, here we go again
Ugh, your brown pants
It's all down to your incontinants
Bought this bog roll just for you so use it
Andrex from the ALDI shop
Sit down (balance on the john)
Huh, let's lay a log
Like we said before
They say the brothers' sphincters are weak
Cos our boxers brown-streaked
When we DRIBBLE
From our large intestine
No contrition our position
(We're gonna do a plop)
That you never smelt before
Fill your favourite trousers with elimination
Brothers gonna squirt it out
And stop pinchin'
Brothers, brothers gonna squirt it out
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Speaking of squatting.
On holiday in italy as a teenager I had a bash at a 'squatter' toilet; not realising that you're supposed to adopt a pose that involves your arse being near your ankles, I adopted a 'teeing off at golf pose'. I missed the hole completely, then left.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Not raining here but stormclouds overhead
I'm debating going out for lunch, weather report suggests I'll be fine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I might get up in a minute.
My headache has almost cleared.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:08, Reply)

As your shit internets doc, I prescribe your missus serving you lager and bacon in bed. This is goodfor aches of the head.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:16, Reply)

I might get up in a minute.
Stop nagging me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Sorry darling xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Can I have another coffee?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

As long as you don't expect a blow job, or any of that nastiness.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)