haha that is pretty funny

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:24, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

actually suppressing giggles here.
Not so long back I let out a right loud one in the Burger King toilets. A voice in trap one piped up with 'enjoy that, did ye?'.

Little moments like that, those brief brushes of humanity between two complete strangers; it makes it almost worth staying alive for doesn't it?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:38, Reply)

almost

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Bit soon to entirely rule out suicide

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

TGGI
Always best to keep it as one of the options on the table.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I thought I'd got away with letting one go in Sainsbury's the other week, until Micro shouted very loudly 'YOU DID A BIG TOOT DADDY'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)

My fondest memories of Christmas in recent years is letting out bottom burps so vile that my Dad had to keep rolling down the windows.
I remember there was a qotw reply here about someone that farted in the supermarket only to find he'd done it right in some woman's dish.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

I was sitting on a wooden bench in the beer garden, and tried to slip one out quietly. The resultant noise and vibration got a round of applause *Proud*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)