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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pretty good so far thanks. Managed to piss my ex off, which always cheers me up. Now playing with Micro & her train set.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
How did you manage to piss her off?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Set fire to her knickers.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Adele's follow up lacked the drama of her previous work

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Told her she couldn't use my car anymore, demanded the key back & told her she was no longer insured to drive it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)
That seems reasonable enough

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)
I thought so. Found it quite enjoyable as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Win win

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Oh dear, she's going to have to be looking after herself.
She won't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)
What a shame!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:25, Reply)
now you need to trade it in for a much much much better car
and then see her face when she realises she can't drive that one either.

and THEN ice that cake by saying, "i bought this with all the money i don't have to spend on your maintenance."

*wanks it out of the park*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I'm going to keep it for now. If I get a job with a company car I'll sell it, but I'm not going to spend money upgrading it until I've bought a house - priorities.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:34, Reply)
don't be so practical
you know my suggestion is much more fun.

mmmmm. R8.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:37, Reply)
My landlord has an R8 convertible in a lovely sky blue colour. The V10 one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)

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