People who haven't experimented with drugs are always very, very boring.
CF people who don't drink (excepting recovering alcoholics, and they're generally very boring too).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:50, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Terrible bullying of scarpe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

see also people with really lame excuses
"i tried a drink once and didn't like it".

you just didn't try hard enough, pussy galore.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

That's exactly what I say to non-smokers.

( Muns, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:56, Reply)

It's a control issue, and indicative of their nature.
As such, I'm not comfortable around people who don't drink.

I once went for a meal where there were 18 people, who got through two bottles of wine between them. Mrs V and I were the only ones drinking, so it thankfully provided me with a regular opportunity to escape to the bar.

One girl held court for 15 minutes on how awful the poverty in Africa is - and she knew, because she'd been there - while pushing her meal around her plate, but not eating it, because she was on a diet.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:59, Reply)

CHITF.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)

it's even better when they lecture other people about it
drink is baaaad, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I like to make their winkies and foo-foos tingle by informing them that I can't have fun unless I'm drunk.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:09, Reply)