I'm not bad
I've got rabbits, yesterday and 3 more comedy gigs booked. Party tonight, too. Things are OK

How are both of you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:16, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Rabbits, yesterday
Not a good condition. A bit of germolene might sort it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:19, Reply)

I'm told the thing to get rid of rabbits
is to feed them toasties with as many different fillings as possible.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:22, Reply)

wah wah waaaahhh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:23, Reply)

Fuck off Jeff.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:23, Reply)

Put the mixed toasties in punchline
It works best as a one-liner.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:24, Reply)

No, it's more amusing to let people insert their own punchline
then they have to endure the self loathing of realising they already knew such a crap joke.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:27, Reply)

You've changed.
What happened to the pigs?

And these comedy gigs, audience or performer?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Just say she's done something with her hair Jeff.
Always the safest option.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:22, Reply)

still got pigs, they're ace,too
performer...also been in the audience for quite a few, research, dontcha know?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:23, Reply)

Maybe you could star in swipe's sitcom

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:24, Reply)

My local are thinking of doing a regular comedy night.
Are you funny?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:24, Reply)

apparently - people laugh
and I've got good feedback from other comedians (wheeeeeeeeeeee)

If they're doing 5 minute slots, find out who runs it and I'll try and get on there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Haven't started yet, just been asked if
1. We know any people who might be up for doing it
2. If we thought a comedy night would work.

Describe you style.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:28, Reply)

messaged

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Hats off Cavy.
You're more of a man than most of b3ta will ever be.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:29, Reply)

i'm better than that, I'm woman
anyway, it's all fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:32, Reply)

More power to you getting up there. That's the worst part.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 18:59, Reply)

nah, writing it was the nervewracking part
I can write, but knowing you have to write to make people laugh and laugh frequently is scary
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:03, Reply)