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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Free shoulder massage too! The beer was served on a plate with fruit which was a bit weird. I left the fruit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:01, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
are you in a brothel?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:02, Reply)
It wouldn't be my kind of brothel to be honest, too many of those 'gays' and Chinese', but only one 'tranny'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:04, Reply)
So, in a nutshell, you've just been sheared and massaged by a poofter?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:06, Reply)
and probably roofied

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:06, Reply)
He washed my hair too, but I could tell he wanted more.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:07, Reply)
I just wanted more beer.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Did he offer you something for the weekend?
Like AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:08, Reply)
No, don't be daft. He will laugh at that when I meet him for a drink later.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Proper etiquette would be not to offer that, more an unwanted gift.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:10, Reply)
It's all go in the south! You crazy folk!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:03, Reply)
It's these London pricks jase, in kent it cost me 9 quid and takes 10 minutes. This took an hour, still, not much else going on today.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:05, Reply)
I cut my own hair, because I can. Kent massive .

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Alright bear Pookie

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Get a new phone or not in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Nah, wait until September and save the £90 early upgrade charge.
Plus the bird in there confused me with the tariffs so I ran away.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Those tariffs can be right tricky cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:21, Reply)
Also I wasn't really listening as I was thinking about a bacon sarnie

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:23, Reply)
I get mine at Christmas ish so am gonna wait for that too.
2 year tariffs are bastards and no mistake. especially when there's a COOL NEW PHONE every few months
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Yer me too cos am old and bald

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:17, Reply)
^ba... oh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:19, Reply)
+ fat
+ queer

Ha ha memes!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 19:19, Reply)

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