I suggest to counter this strip naked at the first possible opportunity
and waggle your genitals at her. this will result in either:
1) laughter and defusing the situation
2) rumpy and indeed pumpy
3) a swift kick and lots of pain

Now if you look at that statistically then a 2 in 3 chance of fun is a risk worth taking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

You forgot the more likely:
4) A withering (literally) look of contempt, an immense feeling of shame
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)

That's so hot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Nah that one never happens
With this technique you have to REALLY commit to the waggling no half hearted shaking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)

I will try.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:40, Reply)

NEVER GO FULL WINDMILL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

it's not worth the bruised thighs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Unless you are pissing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)