On Saturday I was regaled with the most bizarre story I've ever heard.
It's in the reply.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:48, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't know what to make of it.
BBQ at a mate’s house drinking and shooting the breeze.
My mate chirps up with this.
"I was in my house one day, been drinking and that and there was a knock at the door.
There were 3 blokes stood there and one of them asks if I would like a mint.
I was thinking how thoughtful this was, said yes, and as I went to take one the bloke smacked me on the nose with a toffee hammer.
He asked if I would like another one, and in my drunken haze, thought he meant another mint as I had previously dropped the other one.
He smacked me on the nose again.
He asked again if I would like another one so I said 'you can keep your bloody mints' then I shut the door.
2 hours later I woke up on my Hoover with blood pissing out of my nose."

Puzzling.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:49, Reply)

How odd
Something that has been puzzling me is why people post their stories in replies to their messages. Am I missing something or is there no particular reason?
( Captain V, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:51, Reply)

replies
I thought it was so the threads didn't get all clogged with long stories?
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:55, Reply)

Just keeping things tidy.
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(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:56, Reply)

Thanks for clearing that up
See what I did there?

I wasn't having a moan or anything just genuinely curious.
( Captain V, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:59, Reply)

Nice sig.
Confusing story :S
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:10, Reply)