Even though I DONT WORK IN IT
I do still deal with a lot of incidents, including one when a lass here couldn't get her email to function correctly, whenever she tried to type anything it would open dialogue boxes and all sorts, turned out the shift key was so full of makeup and lady dirt that it would jam on and perform shortcuts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^ Works in IT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

STAMPS FEET
I BLOODY DONT OK
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)

I like the phrase ladydirt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Feel free to use it
I use it for the selection of lotion/ potion crud that women seem to leave all over any piece of tech they touch (Office phones are fucking disgusting)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:23, Reply)