What used to scare you as a kid?
I remember this show called Chimera with some sort of monkey hybrid called Mr Scarecrow.
www.zone-sf.com/images/chimera5.jpg

also, Ghostwatch was pretty scary for a child.

alt. Lunch.

alt. Who knows. Entertain me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 13:51, 148 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Seriously, nobody else scared by that freak monkey thing :((

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I'm quite lovely when you get to know me.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)

The surreality of the Puff The Magic Dragon cartoon used to weird me out a bit. I'm pretty sure I had a book with illustrations from it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Apparently I was scared of Stopit and TidyUp as a kid.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Look at the landscape out of that window.
And all the uniform wallpaper and colours and everything.

Too much for a child of my sensitive nature.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:10, Reply)

PLUS the very concept of what it's portraying.
I'm starting to realise this shit really freaked me out quite a lot.

Thanks for giving me flashbacks, pricks.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)

That was such a loud, aggressive cartoon.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:15, Reply)

How would you know, deafy spack ears?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Best of all the Lars Ulrich nicknames.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Why do you think he's deaf?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Gods punishment for being a sodomite

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)

These are your best insults?
I wasn't deaf then.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Ok

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)

you should see it when he tries to be seductive

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Ive read further down.
Smooth
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)

smoother than crunchy peanut butter spread on bricks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Nothing scared me as a kid, but then I am neither a girl nor a gay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:04, Reply)

NOW, however...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Loads of things scare me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Dramarama: Spooky
Specifically this episode: www.tvrage.com/shows/id-29160/episodes/1065078855
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Predatory homosexuals

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:12, Reply)

You had nothing to be scared of.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Prince Charming Aaaa woooo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:17, Reply)

People from Newcastle

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:13, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Tales of the Unexpected
Every one remembers Royal Jelly but it was one about a guy that invented a machine to hear what plants where saying that freaked me out.

Google says it was called The Sound Machine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Shell suits

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)

*shudders*
I loved it when bonfires fought back.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)

The TOOMS episode of X Files.
and that Outer Limits programme.
Twin peaks was a weird watch for an undeveloped brain too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:15, Reply)

and that was just last week.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Tooms was odd, yes
Yellow goo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

The guy that played tooms is also creepy
He married a 16 year old when he was 51
( Peej, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)

by creepy you mean a LEDG right?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Cashback!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Hi, Jas, are we still friends?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)

were we ever?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Ending up bored in an office, posting on a moribund message board in some vain attempt to relieve the boredom

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)

*sad fives*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)

^ rejected by paedos

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)

twin peaks
that shit was fucking terrifying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)

So are your twin peaks hth xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Oh no he di'Nt Girfren

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Same things that scare me now.
Which is basically absolutely fucking everything. I'm a terrible Bertie.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Moths being the main one?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Nasty poisonous face eating monsters.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)

german moths are the worst

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Genuine answer
Jimmy Savile, Kate Bush, Elton John

Bagpuss was fucking weird too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)

My kid loves Bagpuss, she does impersonations of the fucking weird freaky twat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I won the egg and spoon race!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I can just see you bowling aside six year olds in order to win a race
to the sounds of people yelling "my children!" "stop that man!" and "call the police!"
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)

I didn't know Nakers was black
youtu.be/NDWgtB_MD24
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

this was all adults, so it was a legitamate victory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Volunteering at the local care home's village fete, were you?
I think you were supposed to let the dribblies win.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:36, Reply)

nEVER!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)

i've just been sitting in the sunshine in lincoln's inn
*pub fives*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Oh I see another stressful day eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)

I'm not sure she ever does any work really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:36, Reply)

networking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I'm so bored you might find my lifeless body hanging from a noose when you get home.
If so, just go to the gym without me.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)

ok
but try and go to the bathroom first. i don't want you soiling the carpet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

No shouting at DEADSNAKE if I don't bother flushing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)

see, this makes you sound like a reet dirty bastard
when actually you are pretty clean
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Just trying to fit in with the internet #LADS innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

She'll be too busy having one last go to worry about that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

pix pls

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Yeah they are playing at In-fest




* I hope I did that correctly *
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:54, Reply)

at least lemmy will have a new dangly toy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Keep your tiny penis away from him please

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)

he's more into shiny stuff than dangly stuff
like a stoner
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Ghosts
Spiders
Burglars
Nuclear war
Wasps
The dark
Magic Roundabout light shade
Lists
Chocky
The noise the central heating made when it came on
The scary bit on the way home from my friend's house
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

bit gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I was a jumpy child

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)

weed induced paranoia will help with that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

You big whoopsie.
No wonder you retreated from the city and pitched a tent
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)

None of these things gave me an erection

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)

LIES^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)

My RE master.
A decade later he was done for fiddling & got a seven year sentence.

I was too unattractive for him to touch me though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)

sad times

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)

One time my grandad was babysitting and let us stop up and watch Hammer House of Horror
the one with the black fingernails. Proper shit me up. Don't think he was asked to babysit again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)

On a slightly different not
Was saying the other day to the missus, that being out in the country the noise you get when you disturb a mass of flies is very creepy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)

We had a fox in the back garden the other night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:36, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)

No, a real one and everything
It wandered up to the back door, had a look in then fucked off over the fence
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)

That Sam gets everywhere

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)

It touches me, it really does

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Now lets not start that again
Apart from anything else I don't know if she even did any other songs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:07, Reply)

On a slightly different note
I was saying to your mum the other day that the noise when she unzips her flies is very creepy.

Not as bad as the stench, mind.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)

well she has been dead for over 10 years, I dont imagine that mimsys get fresher after death

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

when i was 18, i had a holiday job at an estate agency
they sent me to see if a tenant had died, as he hadn't been seen for a while. creepiest properties you've ever seen, a pair of victorian mausoleums converted into horrible flats. down a long driveway, old, dark, just... horrible. this particular flat was the worst of the lot, being the basement with its own entrance.

and when i got there, the electricity was off. i had to go and get a torch.

the flat was beyond disgusting, but there was no corpse in the lounge or the bedroom. or the bathroom. that just left the kitchen.

i pushed the door open - and screamed and screamed, as the whole room came alive with flies, peeling off some chunk of flesh and zooming everywhere. it turned out later to be a lump of ham or something, but fucking hell, it was horrific.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)

in hindsight, what the fuck were they thinking, sending the stupid posh 18 year old summer student there?
this was the same landlord who stormed into the office to see why we couldn't let his horrid flats, keys around his waist on a massive chain like jacob marley. when told he had a squatter and it would take weeks to evict him, he growled, "the FUCK it will," and tossed the dude onto the a6, sleeping bag and all.

shame as they were the most fantastic pair of victorian houses underneath the grime, with massive gardens. hopefully someone has wrestled them from him and refurbished them by now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:06, Reply)

of victorian houses
him her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Totally just taxed my car online without any problems whatsoever.
This "keeping your address up to date" business really does have benefits.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Dogs. Getting ours has cured it pretty much.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:30, Reply)

Until the day it turns on you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:31, Reply)

Hey! He was responding to a thread, whar is the pissy response for?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:33, Reply)

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)

good god

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Say it again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Huh.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Kujo thats why

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:36, Reply)

Not even in my top three martial arts, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)

*Cujo

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:09, Reply)

^ Kojak

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Has everyone gone home?
Who was that masked woman earlier?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)

sorry

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)

for what?
Going home or not going home? For being a masked woman?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)

It wasnt a masked women
it was a racoon,

Had back to back meetings today (self importance blog)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:07, Reply)

High priority incidents coming out of everywhere today
Not good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Even though I DONT WORK IN IT
I do still deal with a lot of incidents, including one when a lass here couldn't get her email to function correctly, whenever she tried to type anything it would open dialogue boxes and all sorts, turned out the shift key was so full of makeup and lady dirt that it would jam on and perform shortcuts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

^ Works in IT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

STAMPS FEET
I BLOODY DONT OK
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)

I like the phrase ladydirt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Feel free to use it
I use it for the selection of lotion/ potion crud that women seem to leave all over any piece of tech they touch (Office phones are fucking disgusting)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:23, Reply)

I'm still at home
proper post-nasal drip going on here.

This guy would probably fit in here: https://twitter.com/CNNyourmom
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)

is he a link spaz too?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:09, Reply)

dunno what you mean guv

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)

*ninjas

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:13, Reply)

nasal anal
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)

ewww

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Soz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Some slag loser from X Factor has had her shitcom picked up.
www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a584532/diana-vickers-sitcom-give-out-girls-to-debut-on-comedy-central.html

This makes me angry, Swipe. Very angry.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Why?
Also, why is she a slag?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Well - she slept with me.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Ok, that's cleared up the 'loser' bit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)

But not the infection

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:24, Reply)

because she said thanks and complemented my manners
when all I did was wipe my cock on the curtains after smashing her backdoors in...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)

officelolling hard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

I'm sure she went very well with your manners.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Lip up fatty

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:24, Reply)

DEAR GOD

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)

also NEW THREAD

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)

is it a good one though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Spiders
Cured myself of it by getting interested in them.
Alt: It was a Chorizo ristra and tomato baguette - well nom.
Altalt: I will be spending the evening of Monday 21st in or around Ellesmere Port. What is there to do other than YM or DMAAKM?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)