I know it as
Do your balls hang low,
Can you swing them too a fro,
Can you tie then in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder,
Like a regimentary soldier,
Do your balls. Hang. Low!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i thought that poem referred to tits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)

I think it is multi purpose

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Tits or gtfo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

It was originally ears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

They were simpler times

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

also last three lines I had at school were
Do you get a funny feeling
when your hanging from the ceiling
Oh you will never be a sailor if your balls hang low...


Which with hindsight is a bit gay
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)

ours was "when you bounce them off the ceiling"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)

That doesnt sound any straighter though does it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)