That previous thread is probably dead now, unlessyou count hh disliking Windows8 which I'm not that bothered about.
What are you notbothered about?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 17:35, 66 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

this thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 17:36, Reply)

Anyone else's opinions on anything, ever.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)

What are your thoughts on ironically named budgies?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)

What's ironic about it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:17, Reply)

It? I was speaking generally.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:20, Reply)

Define an ironically named budgie

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:30, Reply)

is the irony that they neither know nor care if they have a name?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:53, Reply)

dozer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:53, Reply)

They know.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)

I don't care

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:59, Reply)

Kindly shut up then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:08, Reply)

ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:18, Reply)

gay rights

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)

Bang to rights.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:08, Reply)

Grand prixes

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:08, Reply)

I'm just not sure, it may grow on me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Always behind the times Bradford has finally got the thunderstorms
The big dog (seven stone Flatcoat, will fight any other dog and no, it's not "he's never done this before, sorry" - he's a violent bastard if provoked) is scared stiff under the kitchen table.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:28, Reply)

This thread is shit.
I'm pleased I've been busy doing other things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Start a new thread Jeff.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:45, Reply)

TD's mum?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:51, Reply)

You're welcome.
My sister disowned her 20-odd years ago and frankly I'm getting close, but there's a fair bit of money that I'd rather like tied up in the bargain.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 18:58, Reply)

That's the spirit!
How much money are we talking about here?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Breaking News.
The Doris has just said she'd like to go out for a Thai meal this evening.

I think most of these places are 'bring you own booze' - so how much booze do I take?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:09, Reply)

Take one 'Cranley'
Which is equivalent to 9 pints & a bottle of Malbec
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:17, Reply)

An excellent idea. However there are two of them & her Rakkiness also likes a beverage, so I suggest a double Cranley to be on the safe side. Nothing worse than running out half way through your pad thai & red curry.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:19, Reply)

If we drink too much, we won't want to go to the pub afterwards.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:23, Reply)

Tricky balancing act that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:24, Reply)

Change of plan.
We won't be going for dinner until Celebrity Tipping Point has been watched.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:33, Reply)

The Channel 5 version would be called Celebrity Vinegar Strokes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:33, Reply)

Alternatives include:
The McBeef: 2 grams of nose & a bottle of brandy, then turning up to work still pissed.
The Stunned: 20 pints of shandy, followed by cutting your foot off.
The Dozer: some type of whisky whilst being a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:32, Reply)

Bottle of red, bottle of white, bottle of gin, half a bottle of port and a snifter of brandy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:49, Reply)

No beer?
Come on, it's boiling out there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:51, Reply)

And a bottle of rose in case anyone doesn't drink.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Half a pint of that real Sommerset scrumpy I had once
between 8 of you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:40, Reply)

4 cans of Loko and a bag of skunk

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)

It's too hot, and thunder rise.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:23, Reply)

It's nice here now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:26, Reply)

So you're away from Coventry then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:27, Reply)

hahaha yeah hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:30, Reply)

We have a right laugh here don't we?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:32, Reply)

It looks like this here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Why is that house winking at you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:33, Reply)

it wants you in the tradesmans

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Well who wouldn't?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Stupid sexy house

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)

smash its back door in

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)

followed by some downstairs action

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Then round the front for a go on the knocker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:42, Reply)

right in the narrowest corridor

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:43, Reply)

As long as you don't have to look at the
mantelpiece as you're poking the fire
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 21:04, Reply)

Took micro here today:
lambethcountryshow.co.uk/ smothered her in factor 50 several times, she's still managed to get a slight tan. Really hot, but an excellent day - particularly the American smoked BBQ brisket I ate.

I think tomorrow is supposed to be even hotter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:31, Reply)

I purchased some American style pastrami and corned beef today
TRUFAX
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 21:26, Reply)

you invaded their country and stole it?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 21:36, Reply)

They stole it from us

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:13, Reply)

I also had some curry goat, jerk chicken & squid curry. #fatcunt

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 21:38, Reply)

nice one, i hope you stabbed them first

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:12, Reply)

We saw jousting, falconry, sheep shearing, duck verus dog racing (the ducks won) and loads of other stuff. Definitely will go again next year.
The cider looked good. I was driving though :(
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:40, Reply)

Aswad are playing the closing gig tomorrow, seeing them would have been hilarious but got other stuff to do.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:41, Reply)

I've had Jungle Curry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:05, Reply)

Get down with the curry!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:19, Reply)

I asked for some more sauce for it.
Turns out Liquid means rewind.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:22, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:33, Reply)

Yeah mon!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:40, Reply)