Hahaha.
One of my mates got crabs and phoned his Mum asking her what to do. She said just shave your pubes off. It'll be fine.

A quarter of an hour later she phoned him back and told him it wouldn't work and it 'serves you right for being a dirty bastard'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 11:53, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

haha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Harsh.
Although it does remind me of the time we joked to a friend that people in porn used immac cream to achieve smoothness, because he couldn't understand how they got it all off with a razor.

He didn't talk to us for a while.
( Muns, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Another friends flatmate decided to impress his missus by shaving it all off.
Without realising that he was a really hairy bloke. Apparently when he'd finished there was just a bald window around it all.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

haha
I knew a guy who did the 'going bald for charity' thing. Someone offered to donate £30 if he had his eyebrows waxed, which he did. One of them doesn't grow any more!
( Muns, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)

haha.
What does he do? Shave the other one off? draw it on? Wander about with one eyebrow?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

He just shaves it, but does the rest of his head too 'so he doesn't look stupid'.

( Muns, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I think that ship has sailed

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:50, Reply)

haahaa

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)