crap
i can't stop sneezing, and i wondered if it was the cayenne pepper i'd sprinkled on my raw nuts to make them a bit more interesting. so i googled "cayenne pepper makes me sneeze" and clicked on the first link without looking.

blocked for porn. our filter is stupidly sensitive, but when i backed up to google, fucking hell, i could see from the extract that i had actually clicked on a sexual fetish site this time. for sneezing. with people giving tips on how to trigger it.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????????????????????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:37, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I know!
Putting cayenne pepper on raw nuts!

I fucking despair.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)

it makes them interesting!!!
if you can't have them all deliciously roasted in oil and covered in salt, you have to do SOMETHING with the little cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

What's wrong with the taste of nuts?
This is like those people who can't drink water because it doesn't of anything. It tastes of water!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

the spice enhances the flavour of the nuts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Ssshh. Love.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

you answer your fucking gazzes, you great lumbering oaf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Good Girl


Oh just read the thread back... nevermind
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Well, I don't know about you girls, but I prefer black pepper on *my* bollocks.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I prefer small children on my cock.
Or large pets.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Anything that can't run too fast.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

a startled Oscar Pistorius?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)