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I thought of something and thought 'I can do that after work' but now I have forgotten, but I know it was something good because I felt excited.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:41,
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Train cans!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:42,
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It may have been belated payday cans actually
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:45,
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Punch a vicar
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:43,
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My friends dad is a vicar, I could punch him. My friend isn't Tim Westwood though so don't get excited.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:49,
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YOUR FRIEND IS TI... oh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:50,
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My mate's dad is the Bishop of Newcastle.
Add your own 'bashing the bishop' quip here.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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Take Swipey from behind, shout out your ex-GF's name at the vinegar strokes and see how long you can stay on for?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:49,
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Even my enormous intimidating penis wouldn't reach to Cornwall.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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I think we all assumed she had taken it with her...
#inherhandbaglulz
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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I wish she had then my bollocks wouldn't have been smashed to smithereens on the bike ride yesterday ;(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:54,
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yes she took your penis but left the balls
Or sutin
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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No I have that too, I'm touching it now and thinking of you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:58,
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good man...
You have to keep on doing that on the train
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:00,
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Dunno what a winking sad face means btw
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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RODEO!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:58,
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YEEEEEHHAAAAAA!!!!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:08,
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