Please can I have a technical role associated with Bbc Test Match Special, you know, on the wireless?
Or maybe a kind of sports analyst sort of thing in cycling or cricket, reckon I'd enjoy that.

Alt: no butter on sandwiches, no raw cheese.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:43, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What do you mean by raw cheese?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Not melted or cooked.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:47, Reply)

weirdo

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)

SO IS YOU ARE FACE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:49, Reply)

By butter, do you mean any type ofspread? Margarine, etc?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Yes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)

I don't put marge or butter in sangers. Usually mayo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I have found most shops do this now with pre made sangers, which has opened up a whole new world of meal deals I previously missed out on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Oddly enough, I was about to write exactly the same thing.
Sitting about, watching cricket sounds absolutely perfect.

Plus all the TMS team are up to their ears in weapons-grade quim.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)

I can't remember that saying properly, the one about finding a job you love and you'll never work again or something.
Anyway, that would be mine.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Sounds ideal. Followed by a couple of months in Oz, the West Indies, or SA over the winter.
Not so sure about shitting through the eye of a needle in India, Pakistan or SL though...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Sri Lanka is supposed to be a good tour. NZ too, I'd like to go there.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:00, Reply)

One of the benefits of working from home
is that I've got TMS on the radio in the office and the match on the telly through in the living room. Perfect.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I have it on the radio at work, but I'd like to work from home or have a bit of the old flexi-time so I could do and watch more of the stuff I enjoy, especially cricket related.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:05, Reply)

I was also going to say TMS
Unfortunately I missed out on the test match career beforehand,
being a man of great impotence I too have the radio on (THROUGH THE INTERNET IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT WITCHCRAFT)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:09, Reply)

NO WAY ME TOO!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:11, Reply)

WITCHCRAFT 5's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:15, Reply)

That's crazy talk
I listen to the radio...get this...on a radio! Whodathunkit?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)

MAVERICK^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)

* Puts kettle on*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)