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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What a shit day full of shit cunts
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:27, 130 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Nah.
Yeah.

Holidays tomorrow, still got to write my handover notes though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Shit off you shitty shit with extra added shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:30, Reply)
U ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:30, Reply)
All good.
Train cans?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:32, Reply)
Nah, M&S at Waterloo is closed :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Stick a bottle of Bells in your briefcase.
Then you can get drunk AND pretend to be a 1970s TV detective.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Whiskey is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Well use cold tea.
You won't get drunk, but you can still play 'The Sweeney'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:46, Reply)
in Chicago

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)
No. I'm in Wales. I can't even buy a fucking laptop charger because laptops don't run on coal.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Being a ginger at least you can pass for one of their own

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:39, Reply)
You just need an adaptor.
Little furnace feeding a boiler, which feeds a little one cylinder steam engine, which drives a generator.

Plug your laptop into the generator.

Easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:39, Reply)
It's a mac. I don't think it works unless you get Gay power.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:52, Reply)
NO ARGUING PLEASE!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:36, Reply)
I'm all soggy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:38, Reply)
+biscuited out and feel a bit sick now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:42, Reply)
If you like that sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Nice is a biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:45, Reply)
If you like that sort if thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:47, Reply)
*Use chocolate digestives for that sweet and salty flavour

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Coming from you and the potential truth in your experience, this is grim

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:44, Reply)
I never did. Not even in Scouts.
Never really saw the #LadBantz involved
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I bet the scout master fiddled with your woggle and turned you bent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:57, Reply)
No. he was a stuttering, wiry haired buffoon.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:06, Reply)
hey, enough with the casual homophobia, okay?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:07, Reply)
something about hob nobs and oats

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:50, Reply)
delete this please

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:19, Reply)
How do I swear?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)
shit off, you bent cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:56, Reply)
Gotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Bum monkey.
Carp cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:56, Reply)
Carp
cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:14, Reply)
With your penis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:57, Reply)
*swears*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:14, Reply)
G-H-E-Y
U ENT GOT NO ALIBI
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)
I was with YOUR MUM the whole time!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:01, Reply)
My mum is a butch dyke

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
You and Monty are brothers?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Yes it's like the film 'Twins' but we are both Danny Devito

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:10, Reply)
I Know, she bummed me from Ely to Tewksbury

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:08, Reply)
She said you liked it harder than your mum does

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:11, Reply)
I really do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:12, Reply)
I've had a good day with no shit cunts
Unless I'm the shit cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:32, Reply)
Delete your account please.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)
shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:35, Reply)
wankers.
What you doing this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Playing with Lemmy and not quickly tidying the mess I've left in Swipes flat before she gets back from Cornwall tonight because I haven't made any mess so shut up yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:03, Reply)
You just been sitting round in your pants?
Remember to light a scented candle or suttin'
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Nah, just bike stuff that's been put away.
Lemmy has learnt the sound of a text message phone vibrate.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:15, Reply)
Haha! Thats mad. I like it.
Have you taught him swears?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:31, Reply)
No, he doesn't do talking yet, he's learnt some whistles and clicking noises from us.
It took me a while to work out what the new noise was, but it's clearly what he's copying. He's quite clever really.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:34, Reply)
Might go for a walk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Live while you're young!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:14, Reply)
I might get smashed tonight on account of it being the start of my holiday

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:37, Reply)
You must be on holiday a lot then.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:37, Reply)
Haha yes I do sometimes get smashed
When I'm not even on holiday!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Shut up frog, you saw nothing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)
Aww man I missed it :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:43, Reply)
UH OH!!!
Man misses opportunity to add to his archive
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:48, Reply)
3p1c fa1L pwnd :'(''''''

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:54, Reply)
D.A.D.R.A.^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:44, Reply)
When are you going? How long for?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:37, Reply)
Alright, slow down with all the questions
We're going to France for ten days.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:38, Reply)
I hope you have a nice time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:39, Reply)
Thx bbz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)
I got bored sitting in the hotel, so I went and bought a tablet,
So I imagine be I'll watch some porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:59, Reply)
thats some good e, man

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:12, Reply)
YOU GOT THE TOUCH

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:20, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:21, Reply)
Without looking it up
I think it was Prince with Sheena Easton.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:25, Reply)
worst game of cluedo evah

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:27, Reply)
In Glasgow
With a purple-clad dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:28, Reply)
professor plum, presumably

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Fuck me, Prince was Professor Plum all along
Well I never.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:31, Reply)
Roxette

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:30, Reply)
I don't want no more of your tricks.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:31, Reply)
something about filling a back door

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:33, Reply)
And you'd better be there waiting when I get my business fixed.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:34, Reply)
I wonder if you can get a Roxette box set?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Let's make lots of money

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:34, Reply)
I've neither the time nor the looks

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:36, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:45, Reply)

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