Driving is a lot more fun when you've had a few beers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I rolled a motor once after an afternoon on the piss.
It was well lol.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I can believe this.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:19, Reply)

You're usually more relaxed after a few drinks, so you can often walk away from quite serious accidents unscathed

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:19, Reply)

3% of all accidents are caused by speeding and 2% by drink drivers
Which means a whopping 95% are caused by people driving too slowly or too sober. If every tried drinking AND speeding at the same time we would see a 190% drop in road traffic accidents. Probably.
( Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:30, Reply)

I drove drunk once. I didn't enjoy it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:40, Reply)