Handy for drink driving?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28551069
I don't like the idea of them really, nothing specific, just don't. Yourviews? Have you ever driven under the influence, drink or drugs?
Alt, read anything good recently?
Alt alt ,views on bankers handing back up to seven years worth of bonuses?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 7:17, 102 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Driverless cars on our roads? - I doubt I'll see it happen in my lifetime*
The filth and the traffic wombles won't like them - plus, I will bet they will still expect a sober licenced driver to be at the wheel.

Alt: ~No, I've been quite lax in my reading lately. Recommend anything?

Altalt: Really? String the cunts up - or, even better, just wait until everyone realises that you can sell insurance and money products ANYWHERE. It doesn't have to be in 'The city'.

*I am quite old.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 7:23, Reply)

I haven't read much myself recently, last was some stuff on the Second World War.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 7:40, Reply)

Drink driving is utterly indefensible and should carry a lifetime ban when convicted

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 7:45, Reply)

also, reading Martin Amis and Thomas Pynchon at the moment.
You wouldn't like them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 7:46, Reply)

Yeh well what if you have no phone, no way of contacting an ambulance
are 2 miles away from a hospital and your partner will be dead if you don't get them to a hospital in 7 minutes. No-one else is around, you've necked a couple of pink gins, do you drive?
( Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)

just don't get caught, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)

Just assume she's a goner and shag your other sister on the corpse
It's what your sistermum would have wanted
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:49, Reply)

edgy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:52, Reply)

NISA are sending another man into spice

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 7:56, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 7:59, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:02, Reply)

yeah i saw dat wun an i clickd it innit mein bruder ja

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:04, Reply)

^dozer likes publicising that he clicked

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:09, Reply)

drimble likes hardcore child pornography

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:11, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:16, Reply)

(MEATSNAKE is already bored on Wed 30 July 2014, 08:15 Ignore, Reply, I Like This!)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:20, Reply)

How do I fucking 'like' this post?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:21, Reply)

Stand out from the crowd and find your own liking style. Maybe yours will catch on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Deleteist.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Won't catch on,
People enjoy driving. If it was just about getting from A to B we'd have trams everywhere
( Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)

Or all pavements replaced with those flat escalator things they have at airports

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:35, Reply)

I don't enjoy driving, it's something that has to be done. I still don't like the idea of robot cars.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Oh I'm terribly sorry
Please assume I said "Most drivers enjoy driving"

I'm 32 and I don't have a full licence.
( Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)

You can have mine, I don't have a car or drive anymore.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:40, Reply)

My car is a thing of beauty and I've never driven it.

( Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)

I like those older Polos, they are 'cool'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:01, Reply)

people that make sweeping generalisations are utter tossers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:43, Reply)

all people?

( Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:44, Reply)

everyone who makes sweeping statements of generalisation

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:45, Reply)

like you?

( Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)

that was the joke

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:59, Reply)

I know
I'm milking it for no good reason. Its that or work.
( Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Driving is a lot more fun when you've had a few beers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:12, Reply)

I rolled a motor once after an afternoon on the piss.
It was well lol.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I can believe this.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:19, Reply)

You're usually more relaxed after a few drinks, so you can often walk away from quite serious accidents unscathed

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:19, Reply)

3% of all accidents are caused by speeding and 2% by drink drivers
Which means a whopping 95% are caused by people driving too slowly or too sober. If every tried drinking AND speeding at the same time we would see a 190% drop in road traffic accidents. Probably.
( Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:30, Reply)

I drove drunk once. I didn't enjoy it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:40, Reply)