Hey Windy, the chefs roundtomorrow to cook us a meal, to show us her stuff. Lookingforward to it, she's bringing new menu ideas too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:41, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

OK let's run a sweep
I'll bet 6 bucks and my right nut that one of her dishes is some form of pork belly - probably with apples but potentially with some other kind of fruit-based sauce.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Way out,
It'll be Ham egg and chips, and ploughman's, and lasagne.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:49, Reply)

She's done me steak and ale pie, mash and veg, the wife is getting brie and bacon stuffed chicken breast with chips and salad, and lasagne for our daughter. Sounds fair enough.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)

Sounds like the dullest pub menu this side of the Watford gap.
I thought you lived somewhere posh?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)

She's got a much larger menu, it was just what we fancied.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)

Sounds to me you'll have a kitchen like Eastbourne pier
If you employ that dangerous woman in your cook house.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:56, Reply)

#topical
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:57, Reply)

I still think you need to consider doing more than just lunch if you want to make any decent money,
But I'm glad you've got someone you seem to like, and is keen.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)

The eveningmenu has been tried before, it wasn't used much, although we're doing the curries, and a Sunday roast now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Just because someone else didn't make it work, doesn't mean you scrap it.
It's your pub now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:54, Reply)

I wonder if he'll let kids eat there?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)

A woman. In a kitchen. You are doing it wrong.
She'll get pregnant and you'll have to give her maternity pay.

Get a microwave and stock the fridge with Ginsters.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)

Pie oven with pies supplied by a local baker.
Pint and a pie for a fiver.

Sorted.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:54, Reply)

i would go for this
right now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)

So, you already have a place?
Come on then. where is it?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)

in the cunt kentryside

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)

I know which pub it is

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:06, Reply)

No gays or trainers, sorry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:10, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Mr Motivator

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:12, Reply)

With you at the helm I shall avoid, regardless.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:23, Reply)

DBT is a right cheesy helm

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:26, Reply)