So who is the biggest druggie,or alcohol dep here?
Nastiest fucker??
Biggest nullo?
Best one here?
Alt, have you ever had tangerine chicken, tried it for the first time today, it's thevabsolute bollocks.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:42, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Got to be Rory for the drug & booze, as according to Richard McBullshit he's had a stroke.
So he must be a nightmare for all that sort of stuff just to bring the stroke about, despite being only 32. Or, it could be just another load of crap from McBullshit as he sits in his high rise looking out over the local sewage works.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:49, Reply)

I knew nowt about Rory, other than he had something to do with a property gig. Barmaid at our juicer had a stroke at 20, nowt to do with substances, rare but it happens, luckily she's pretty much ok now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Depends on your policy for sick pay
And the employment contracts you've taken on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:58, Reply)

Shes back at college now, this was a few years ago. Strokes can happen anytime.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:04, Reply)

Strokes can happen to anyone at anytime.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Like.....
Last Night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Stibbins
Showman
Ranker Joe
Richard Head RIP
Alt: No, sounds sh1t m8
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Did you listen to UD?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:58, Reply)

no instead i completely forgot :(
please dont kill me
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:59, Reply)

That's OK.
Why not try now. They're good, even though dozer likes them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:01, Reply)

Watching cricket innit m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:02, Reply)

40

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:22, Reply)

I've actually probably got the biggest drink problem.
But that's fine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:59, Reply)

I don't have a problem, I just like substance abuse, what's wrong with that eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:00, Reply)

But are you cool enough to have a samuri top knot & drink Tubegin™ ?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:02, Reply)

I tried a top knot.
Didn't suit me.
Before I met beef, not like done kinda weirdo stalker.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Nothing.
Yeah.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:08, Reply)

Brilliant.
news.sky.com/story/1311046/passenger-throws-prosthetic-leg-at-cabin-crew
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:15, Reply)

*retells all of the Heather Mills jokes*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:20, Reply)

McCartney was pissed off when he got married for a third time; the shoe bill doubled.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:23, Reply)

Mills ?with a plane ?I don't think so

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Unemployed, one leg , Jock, probably pissed. What's her number!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:21, Reply)

I have quite a healthy alcohol intake, to be fair.
No druggles, though.
That Badmonz Ducasz was a pretty nasty fucker. Think he's in prison, now.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Who wus that?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Shed of the year is on Channel 4

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:47, Reply)

I wish I'd been posting here for shedgate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:51, Reply)

9pm dilemma.
The Godfather or From Russia With Love.

Can't decide.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)

I hope you're looking forward to Expendables 3.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:55, Reply)

I haven't seen the first two, so fear I won't be able to follow it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Plotting will be complex, and self referential yeah, this has Mel Gibson in it :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:58, Reply)

So, Bond or The Godfather. ...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:05, Reply)

Bond.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:06, Reply)

Right. Bond it is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:07, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)

every one of those is too close to call
apart from the best one here, who is Nakers, obv.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Fantastiça! Ba-da-ba-ba-dum-dada!
(◉‿◉)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:50, Reply)

Evening
Just watched this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbcoh5hre74

Very empowering.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:02, Reply)