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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:00, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Drink 3 (or more but minimum 3) pints of real ale the night before. Eat something spicy (doesn't matter what)
In the morning eat a packet of sugar free sweets I used to favour Aqua drops but I haven't seen them for a while, Silent emissions will ensue
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:05, Reply)

You could pinpoint the moment it hit one of my punters in the face.
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)
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