Richard McBeef is a long-haired twat with drugs abuse issues

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:27, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

edgy

( Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:28, Reply)

but accurate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I might do some drinking and parenting in monty's mums' local boozer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:31, Reply)

local boozer juicer


pervert
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:37, Reply)

It's a bit dank in here
Nice beer though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Ah
The Scissoring Cups.

Does a good spread with an excellent seafood menu.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Could be worse
At least he's not Scottish.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Racism has no place here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Scottish isn't a race
It's a genetic disorder
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)

says the descendant of convicts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Those girls were already dead when my dad found them
It was a set up
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:42, Reply)

plumdozer is a bald-headed twat with no individual comments or characteristics of his own

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Hey, I'm not bald.
Apart from that, spot on yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)

your hair is making a desperate bid for freedom
it is probably escaping down your back.

and will end up nestling in your arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:40, Reply)

JUDBMLSP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:38, Reply)

So it seems the "death egg" smell in my car wasn't sorted by an aircon recharge
Turns out my water bottle has some kind ebola in it and that needs to be cleaned out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:56, Reply)

we all know it was your killer trafs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I'd be so proud of being able to smell like that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Recipe,
Drink 3 (or more but minimum 3) pints of real ale the night before. Eat something spicy (doesn't matter what)

In the morning eat a packet of sugar free sweets I used to favour Aqua drops but I haven't seen them for a while, Silent emissions will ensue
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:05, Reply)

When I worked in the bookies I once let a morning after fart rip with a fan behind me.
You could pinpoint the moment it hit one of my punters in the face.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)

You will probs die now.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:01, Reply)

I'm trying to work out how to put an aftermarket electric solenoid into a vacuum operated central locking system.
FUCKING GOOD FUN OVER HERE, SPORTO
( Kroney, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)

I had water go stale and smelly in my screenwash bottle once.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:33, Reply)

well this is news to me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Aren't we all - metaphorically?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:07, Reply)

All long-haired twats with drugs abuse issues are equal, but some are more long-haired twats with drugs abuse issues than others

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)

2 spliffs bad 4 spliffs good

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Long hair is for girls and 80s rock bands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Does he have Issue 1?
I heard that shit's worth a fortune in mint condition these days. Especially if it still has the free wrap attached.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)