I don't want to go, you can give my ticket to someone who wouldn't rather be feeding their penis through a shredder.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:20, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

"lips not teeth love, how many times?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)

I've got tickets to watch Benedict Cumberbatch get beaten up by a gang of yardies in Tower Hamlets next year
Interested?
( Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Sounds more my kind of thing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:30, Reply)

i wouldn't waste shakespeare tickets on any of you lot except possibly mcbeef
it'd be like feeding strawberries to pigs.

although really you should take the ticket and flog it. those bad bitches will go for a fortune on ebay, i reckon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Yeah McBeefy (or whatever his name is) is a bit bent innee?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:31, Reply)

Hey Frog, I have a question for you, its totally unrelated to what Swipe just said honest.
I was just wondering if you have ever fed her a strawberry?
( Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:33, Reply)

No, she doesn't like them, she only really seems to eat onions.
From her trough.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)

That must make her breath smell lovely.

( Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Souper

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:36, Reply)

You'd think so wouldn't you? It doesn't though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:36, Reply)

Weird,
Must be tainted what with all the cock.
( Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:37, Reply)

he's never getting that again, as a direct consequence of this conversation, right here
you just cost him a LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Hang on....
You give Frog the cock?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)

That was one of those moments where I hoped no one would read that post the way I did.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)

Pegged to rights

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:43, Reply)

I've been tainted by Swipes cock :(((((((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:44, Reply)

She's merely widening the circles of her friends

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:48, Reply)

lol2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

LOL Harder :)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:14, Reply)

He seems to be taking it hard :(

( Kroney, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)

lol1

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

it just goes to show that you're on the same level as this lot
i'm glad mine is so much loftier.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Your penis?

( Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)

11p isn't THAT much.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)

OI

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)

a penny cheaper the other way up?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:51, Reply)

What?
It ain't MY fault if he charges you for what he gives the rest of us for free.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:17, Reply)

David Tennant's Hamlet was very good
I am not keen on the classical interpretations but updating Shakespeare often works very well.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Alimentary my dear Watson

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:29, Reply)