I once did a fart so smelly the dog (who'd just rested her head in my lap) looked at me in disgust and wandered off.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:26, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Our mutt does the stinkiest of farts truly disgusting.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)

i've never had a dog, much as i am utterly desperate to get one when i grow up
so i find it hard to believe that they fart. i blame the owner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:42, Reply)

they fart and then jump up surprised, even when asleep
very funny to watch, but the smell is horrendous
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:48, Reply)

One of my old dogs used to fart awfully
Then look around the room accusingly as if someone else had done it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:53, Reply)

Mine chases his tail afterwards.
Then again he chases his tail for any reason.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:56, Reply)

My beloved's (very small) Jack Russell bitch can clear a room with a fart
In fact, she recently farted in the car, we had to pull over and leave the car with the windows open for 20 minutes or so, just to make the interior habitable again.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:50, Reply)

see, this just makes me think, yeah right
's (very small) Jack Russell
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:54, Reply)

Old dog mentioned above
Didn't fart in the car. I had an XR2 for a lot of the time we were together and he was put on the back seat. I'd drive with the window down, he'd stand on the back seat with his snout out of the window and that excited him.

I sold an XR2 with a dog-spunk encrusted back seat.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Wasn't that a standard fitting in the Ghia version?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:11, Reply)

only if you ordered the dog turd brown velour seat fabric option

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Border Terrier jism on back seat?
Only on the vinyl roof finish I think.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Meatsnake has.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 7:32, Reply)