Well that's died, I should like to formally apologise to Lemmy for my remarks, on his first photo he did look like a scabby root veg, but was much better presented in the second one.
Alt, London, eh, eh? Capital lols tomorrow, that London eh? Tell me something positive about the sprawling, overpriced mucky city.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:44, 62 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

ain't choo dead yet?
Fucken nhs parasite prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Prick.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Why are you apologising to a budgie?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:53, Reply)

See previous thread.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:58, Reply)

No, you misunderstand
Why are you apologising to a budgie?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:01, Reply)

I honestly don't know, really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Its got some brothels

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:54, Reply)

I don't know what's going on with doctor doolittle here, he thinks he's chatting online with your pet bird

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:05, Reply)

Frog can read the apology to him, duh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Why would he do that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:11, Reply)

Yeah! He's asleep, why would I want to wake him up?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:13, Reply)

Tell him tomorrow, sheesh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:14, Reply)

He says 'Tosser, go away.'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:15, Reply)

So you've woken the poor fucker now?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:17, Reply)

He said that earlier, sheesh.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:17, Reply)

I think his brain might be melting, it's the beginning of the end and the main even for which I have been waiting for all day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:12, Reply)

I'm worried for him
He's packed in a secure job, he's drinking heavily, he hasn't washed or shaved for a couple of weeks.
He appears to be in quite a fragile state and whenever anyone questions his behaviour he gets upset and deletes his posts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Suicide

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:33, Reply)

He will die before midnight

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Promise?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:37, Reply)

:(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:42, Reply)

He is definitely going to die today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:42, Reply)

:((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Who is #paul?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:46, Reply)

No real names please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Alright tangle
Glad you're back, looking good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:48, Reply)

thanks love
How's things with you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:50, Reply)

Ace.
Friday is nearly here, got a good weekend ahead. Just booked a holiday and all.
How was your french trip? I bet it was cheese wine heaven.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah I stuffed myself and allowed the sun to scorch my pasty skin, it was lovely
Where are you heading?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:00, Reply)

France and Belgium.
Going to take my lolcar on a late summer, tour.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:01, Reply)

Nice
Good beers to be had eh
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:04, Reply)

Its what stunned thought my name was and now monty calls me it to bully me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:03, Reply)

real brothels or street brothels?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:41, Reply)

well that isnt working

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:26, Reply)

Deletion?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:29, Reply)

London is our great capital and the greatest city on earth.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Not a fan.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:29, Reply)

SARCASM

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:33, Reply)

I know, I lived there when hospital working, and loathed the place, just off tomorrow for the camra festival.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Camra
Bunch of shit useless old Pricks killing the pub trade.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:36, Reply)

You haven't much time for them? I've been to beer festivals, full of tickers, a lot do seem special.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:39, Reply)

Shit pubs need to close. Campaigning to buoy up shit old ale houses in villages is nonsense.
A few good pubs and an exciting craft market is way better for the trade than a thousand half arsed, brewery tied village old people's homes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Yeah, I can see that. It's incredible the amount of juicers that have shut in the past few years. Due to many reasons I'd have thought, economic climate, smoking, cheap at home, general shitness of boozers, etc.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:00, Reply)

alt: it's got trains to get you out again

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Yo cavo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:33, Reply)

sup, pig?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:33, Reply)

I'm rocking and rolling
How's tricks?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:37, Reply)

last few days of what has been a rather excellent summer
one more gig tomorrow, one more party saturday, then I have to be a grown up again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:39, Reply)

You pulling in the laughs?
I've been good for ages, and am planning a rowdy September.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:45, Reply)

doing surprisingly well. Laughs and also lots of compliments from other comedians
it's quite an adventure.

how rowdy?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:48, Reply)

When are we going to get to see your act then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:50, Reply)

depends when you come to a gig, I'm not putting it on youtube
London is pretty scary, so it might not be for a while before I do one there. Got on in Birmingham in September
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Birmingham is easy enough for me to get to

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:58, Reply)

You've been out of Coventry once this year.
Not again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:59, Reply)

damn.
if you really want to come, I shall tell you closer to the time (I can't remember where it is exactly...mostly I'm just the driver for more professional comedians)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:01, Reply)

Yeah let me know
I can make it even more awkward for you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:02, Reply)

I've never met you in real life
So I wouldn't even know you were there. Anyway, I don't do stage fright
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:04, Reply)

Just a few bits, couple of birthday parties, holiday, bonus time.
Might treat myself to a new pair of jeans.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:54, Reply)

well don't forget the advice of Andrew WKD

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:55, Reply)

You know I met him once.
Complete cunt. Good night though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:58, Reply)

he's a life coach now
anyway - that sounds like there's more of a story there...so?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:01, Reply)

There was a guy from /talk who posted his stand up here and on youtube years ago apparently, hegot panned for it, eas that him?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:19, Reply)