People who contravene traffic law just to get ahead in a queue by about 3 cars.
I really like pickled gherkins.

Alt: waterworld
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:59, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's when there's merging traffic and somebody refuses to leave enough space for you to merge in front of them
or accelerates from behind to cut you off that annoys me. What on earth sort of advantage is one car length going to get you?
( Kroney, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:02, Reply)

holy shit, driving around westminster or the embankment is like being in a hail of space invaders
cunt cyclists, shooting around every which side of the taxi this morning. one gets way too close on the left, trying to save that all important 10 seconds and nip round a bus without looking, but the poor sod of a taxi driver can't shunt to the right to avoid him because cunt cyclists nipping up the right hand side to save that all important 10 seconds with total disregard for life, limb, pedestrians, buses, other cars... how more of them aren't killed is a total mystery.

they really should ban them from main roads. make them use the back streets. it's better for everyone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)

Hey now, less of the cyclist hate

(berk, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:21, Reply)

you'd never be that stupid!
they just don't think. bombing around cars - if you can see a car has 3 cyclists on his left, weaving all over the road, DON'T go round him to the right, because you will die, and it will be darwinism in action.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:22, Reply)

Anyone who can't figure out in a microsecond who would win between a squashy fleshsack and over a ton of metal
probably needs to be run over to teach them a lesson. It's very easy not to cycle like a cunt, but equally, drivers ought to be a lot more aware of things on the road that aren't other one-ton metal boxes.
(berk, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:26, Reply)

less talk, more action
steamrollers for everyone!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:22, Reply)

the only vehicle that is slower and takes up more room than a cyclist!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:24, Reply)

er, what?
measuring about two foot wide by five foot long, and you're complaining about them overtaking stationary traffic
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:30, Reply)

Spatial reasoning
issues
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:32, Reply)

women drivers, eh?
AND YOU SHOULD SEE THEM TRYING TO PARK!!!!!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Is this your first time visting London?
Please try not to loiter on the pavements as you get in the way of busy commuters.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:31, Reply)