I tell you what
thread deletion really does piss me off,

What really pisses you off

what do you really like.

Alt 1 film you can watch repeatedly

alt alt: you have to have sex with an animal, which would you choose
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:15, 77 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Deleting
Whats the fucking point?

I really like coffee, red wine, cheese and raping cats

Alt:
Indiana Jones - any of the original trilogy

AltAlt:
YM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Temple of Doom it is then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Last Crusade was on last night
Junior!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Lasht Crushade

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:23, Reply)

yesh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:24, Reply)

you know what, there's no fucking point in posting on this site

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:17, Reply)

posting on this site Life
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Google Translate:
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Catchy username.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:21, Reply)

yeah, your translation tool is shit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:36, Reply)

I own Google? I really ought to be richer.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:51, Reply)

see you at the party.
^film^
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:56, Reply)

I get this
see also: die hard
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:01, Reply)

We don't talk about thread deletion.
EVERYTHING.
alt: Conspiracy.
alt alt: Human.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:18, Reply)

The only way we can (as a people) overcome thread deletion is to talk about it
Otherwise it can lurk in the shadows and fear of it will become all powerful
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:21, Reply)

I don't really care about deletion anymore, I do think it's lame, though.
The other week I got a tiny little mini-ratchet set. I really like that. It's already proved immensely useful.

DIE HARD.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:19, Reply)

It just always seems to happen while I am typing something
so I press post and whammmmoooo NOTHING
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Alt: Terrible Horse Porn IX

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:20, Reply)

surely terrific horse pon IX would be better...
wouldn't terrible horse porn be full of shame faced stallions unable to get it up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:23, Reply)

It's the shame that turns me on

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:19, Reply)

I think it lacked the storyline of VII

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:24, Reply)

storyline pathos
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)

pathos James Herriot finishing move
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)

I'm sad as I have been doing actual work so I only just finished the Assange thread
and would have been blissfully ignorant that a thread had been deleted if it weren't for Bonzo.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Not fussed
Drivers who think indicators are an optional extra in a car.

Alt: Midnight Sting
Altalt: Fucking an animal would be a terrible burdon to bear
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:25, Reply)

You mean drivers of large German cars dont you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Who's been deleting stuff? Fuckers.
I fucking hate deletion. What kind of fucking arsehole would do that?

What pisses me off - shit drivers. People who don't indicate when turning into the junction that I'm coming out of. Cunts. People who drive at 35mph on 60mph roads. Cunts.

Alt: Blazing Saddles

AltAlt: I used to work with a guy from Aberdeen who swore that the flounder was known as the Fisherman's Friend for very good reason.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Nee tits innit
Too flat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:36, Reply)

That reminds me of a shit joke about sheep-shagging
with the punchline "What? You mean nae kissing?"
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)

The pros dont kiss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:44, Reply)

People who contravene traffic law just to get ahead in a queue by about 3 cars.
I really like pickled gherkins.

Alt: waterworld
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:59, Reply)

It's when there's merging traffic and somebody refuses to leave enough space for you to merge in front of them
or accelerates from behind to cut you off that annoys me. What on earth sort of advantage is one car length going to get you?
( Kroney, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:02, Reply)

holy shit, driving around westminster or the embankment is like being in a hail of space invaders
cunt cyclists, shooting around every which side of the taxi this morning. one gets way too close on the left, trying to save that all important 10 seconds and nip round a bus without looking, but the poor sod of a taxi driver can't shunt to the right to avoid him because cunt cyclists nipping up the right hand side to save that all important 10 seconds with total disregard for life, limb, pedestrians, buses, other cars... how more of them aren't killed is a total mystery.

they really should ban them from main roads. make them use the back streets. it's better for everyone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)

Hey now, less of the cyclist hate

(berk, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:21, Reply)

you'd never be that stupid!
they just don't think. bombing around cars - if you can see a car has 3 cyclists on his left, weaving all over the road, DON'T go round him to the right, because you will die, and it will be darwinism in action.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:22, Reply)

Anyone who can't figure out in a microsecond who would win between a squashy fleshsack and over a ton of metal
probably needs to be run over to teach them a lesson. It's very easy not to cycle like a cunt, but equally, drivers ought to be a lot more aware of things on the road that aren't other one-ton metal boxes.
(berk, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:26, Reply)

less talk, more action
steamrollers for everyone!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:22, Reply)

the only vehicle that is slower and takes up more room than a cyclist!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:24, Reply)

er, what?
measuring about two foot wide by five foot long, and you're complaining about them overtaking stationary traffic
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:30, Reply)

Spatial reasoning
issues
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:32, Reply)

women drivers, eh?
AND YOU SHOULD SEE THEM TRYING TO PARK!!!!!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Is this your first time visting London?
Please try not to loiter on the pavements as you get in the way of busy commuters.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Our red setter looks sexy when he licks his bollocks. I wouldn't mind a go on Lemmy, the budgie, not the bassist.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:03, Reply)

as if
lemmy has his pick of the birds. he ain't going for some ropey old man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:22, Reply)

Excel is pissing me off royally today.
Stupid formulas not doing what they should.
I like loads of stuff.

alt. any of the Alien franchise. Actually, not AVP2

altalt. Homosapiens
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:16, Reply)

lol, prometheus is shit because I don't understand it, lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I quite liked Prometheus. Visually stunning.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:39, Reply)

yeah but the elephant men are too small therefore it's shit lol
and lol it doesn't end exactly at the beginning of alien therefore it's shit
and they got the planet number wrong therefore it's shit
lol
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Im sensing some sarcasm, reading between the lols
Those dudes were huge in their proper space armour gear.
Plus they showed a similar scene to the fossilised dude on Alien. Good enough for me!
wasn't it on a different planet anyway?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:53, Reply)

see, what I'm doing here, right, is taking the piss out of the most commonly heard criticisms
and it is a shame to have to break character and explain that
but hopefully it will save you a long, tedious exchange of emails
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)

During the 3pm meeting today I estimated 5-6 days for the database changes for this project
Bit embarassing for the guys doing the front-end bits as they'd estimated 5 weeks for theirs. Half the rest of the meeting was the delivery manager trying to nudge them into reducing their estimate.

What's worse is between the meeting finishing and now I've done about 2/3rds of my bit. Hopefully I'll be able to drag the rest out for a couple of days.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:24, Reply)

More B3ta time! yay!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:27, Reply)

That Akinator website is surprisingly good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:37, Reply)