Ours is similar.
But it links in to pay rises, from a central pot which is decided annually. So you can do shit-hot one year and get fuck all, but mediocre and get lucky.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yeah, like payrises exist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Public sector cunts going on strike because of a 'derisory' 1% pay increase
I got fucking 0.75% and that was after being rated a 'good performer'. If I'd got a 'developing performer' I'd have got fuck all.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:47, Reply)

You're right, we should race to the bottom

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Bagsie first go
You can all have chocolate custard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)

I had a small, piss-taking pay rise this year.
So SUCK ON MY ALMOST INSIGNIFICANT SUCCESS
( Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:47, Reply)

I got fuck all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)

^sucking it^

( Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Suckling from the garlicky teat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Exactly this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:45, Reply)