I haven't worked for a company big enough to bother with all that bullshit since I was about 20.
My only 'appraisal' at this job was in October when I had been here a year and my boss said 'I appreciate what you're doing, here's a 20% pay rise'. I'd like that to happen this year too, but I doubt it will be as much.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:45, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I managed £13k of payrises in my first 4 years here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Only another £7k for me and I will earn what I earned 2 years ago :(((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Ouch.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Redundancy was a bit of a kick in the nuts.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Its taken me nearly 10 years to get back to the wage I was earning as Global Marketing Director of Jimmy HIll .com
(well as a spivvy sales rep conning the gullible)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

I will be giving myself a kind of pay rise when I stop paying for my train season ticket, to the tune of about 5 grand \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Are you moving in with Swipe?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

No, he's buying a train

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

I stay with her through out the week pretty much, and just go home weekends so it doesn't make sense to keep paying for it, cheaper to get an oyster card and buy 'weekender' tickets

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

* plans hat purchase *

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Ha!
No.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:10, Reply)

You're denying Lemmy the opportunity to do
this?
(berk, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Okay I'm changing my mind.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Yes!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)

omg want want want
quick, you marry frog!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I am making Lemmy a hat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:45, Reply)

he'd be frightened of it
then he'd ignore it
then he'd chew it to death
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Worst wedding meal ever.
No meat. 3 courses - all consisting of cheese, chocolate and nuts. Forks provided for the ice cream. Fucking hell.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

raw cheese only

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:16, Reply)

^TGGI Wrong

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:16, Reply)

As long as I get something thats whats important though right?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:19, Reply)