Me neither
I'm more of a retort kind of chap than a joke kind of chap

Alt:
I take the piss. I'm currently using the work wireless to torrent stuff onto my home tablet to watch with a brew. I do get a lot of work done though

AltAlt:
CAYKE!
I had noodles with chicken, chilli and spring onion for lunch.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:10, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You love your double entendres... strikethrough enders.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I'll give you one
/ac
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Forty minutes getting Google Hangouts to work on one user's machine :(

( Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:25, Reply)

I have my phone synced with that
Its rather annoying that conversations I have on my PC turn up on both
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:27, Reply)

What's most annoying is that when I do get it to work
I then have to see the user's ugly cunt face. Bleurgh.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:27, Reply)

I hate the photo of me on ours
I'm not allowed to change it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:28, Reply)

My works pass makes me look like I'm going to be sent on a long-term custodial sentence without normal courtyard exercise duties.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:45, Reply)

I appear to have been varnished

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:51, Reply)