It doesn't work
Vampires feast on the living, not the dead.

If it had been "what's a necrophiliac's hobby" it would have worked.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:35, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

thanks dad

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:36, Reply)

any time son
btw I fucked YM
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:46, Reply)

My name is Jack
I'm a necrophiliac
I fuck dead women
'cos they're better than the living
I get frustrated
When they get cremated
'cos fuckings a must
and you can't fuck dust
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Dead girls don't say no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:43, Reply)

i can think of several people
whose technique is so shit that it would be like fucking dust
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Terrible bullying of frog

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Know-nothings.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:41, Reply)