WRONG
source: have been to bristol. even swindon is better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:39, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

How is Swindon better than ANYWHERE?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Oh yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

it's shit
but at least you don't fall about laughing when the locals talk to you, like you do in brizzle.

areet wurzel loverrr, how's yer sistermother?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Sistermother
See also:
Bruncledad
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:08, Reply)

but it's the same person

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Bruncledad
Fucking brilliant!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:16, Reply)

You won't get this sort of shit in Swindon.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-28848953

They'd probably use the money to build another fucking roundabout.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Did you go to that water slide thing on Park road?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:15, Reply)

No. That's what Points West is for.
To bring me pictures of events I'm too lazy to get off the sofa to investigate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Did you know we've got a rollercoaster now?
It's on the beach lawns, next to the big wheel thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:18, Reply)

To put this in to context.
People in WsM think there is no point going to Alton Towers as 'they can't possibly have anything more exciting than the Waltzer'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

No, people in WsM won't go to Alton Towers
because most of them don't believe there's anything outside Somerset, and anyway there's a 'theme park' at Brean.

Maybe they'll head to Woolacombe if they fancy an exotic hoiday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)