Link thread time!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/if-game-of-thrones-was-set-in-britain?bffb#4g48l10
Some of these are remarkably accurate. Create a motto for where you live.

Alt: I guess it's lunch thread time as well.

AltAlt: If you hate link threads and lunch threads, what are you doing on /ot?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 11:56, 119 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I use it as an outlet for my fantasist self aggrandising.
I'm also here for the chicks.
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Oxford: whether it's the students, or the tourist, there are always dick heads ruining our calm.
Alt: peppered lamb steak bap, Chilli mayo, Iceberg and a cup of tea. I could get used to coming to Bath.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:01, Reply)

strikethrough to
replace in the
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:03, Reply)

a 3
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Hahaha

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:07, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:09, Reply)

+ Jap's

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)

kinky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Buzzfeed is shit
/ac

There was nothing wrong with the old slogan we used to have on the Welcome to Coventry sign: "The city in Shakespeare county"
Well apart from the fact that it focuses on someone born in a different town.
And we're no longer in that county.
Anyway, it was better than the current "City of peace and reconciliation"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:05, Reply)

shitty of piss and recuntciliation more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:06, Reply)

What did Coventry ever do to you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:07, Reply)

^^This^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:08, Reply)

People's Front of Dresden lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)

i've had to look at it
it offended my eyes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Leamington
'Remarkably skanky for a supposedly posh place'
Alt - I may skip lunch as I have a celebratory dinner* this evening.
Altalt: I Loooooooove lunch threads.

*GCSE results for stepdaughter
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Alright, swipe?
Did you just edit that?
I swear it said you were skipping lunch as you had a celebrity dinner.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I swear it still does
Edit: No I don't, I've just read your post properly
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:12, Reply)

I'm stoned on codeine
what's your excuse?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:14, Reply)

I don't really pay much attention to anything anyone says

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Only edit was putting the comment after the bottom asterisk
Fmaar - bottom asterisk.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Did she do well?
Back in 'the day', we did 9 GCSEs. Now they seem to do 15 of the buggers.

/old lady rant
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Core subjects all A*
The rest a mixture of A* to B, with a C for IT.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Whitley Bay - its not Spanish
Alt:
Dunno yet. Probably some shit from Sainsburys
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Sainsbury's
making shite taste better
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:20, Reply)

- its not Spanish

watch
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:29, Reply)

*dons red trunks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:03, Reply)

*Jogs along the beach, dodging dog turds whilst carrying a lilo*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:04, Reply)

2 outta 3 aint bad
/meatloaf
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:16, Reply)

lilo Dildo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:30, Reply)

My teas gone cold!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Why did you bother getting up this morning?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:34, Reply)

To answer my own question,
Weston super Mare - we have a pier.

The Scotland one is fairly accurate, I thought.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Corby - At least we're not Wellingborough
I got hungry and ate my lunch already, now I've only got about three mints to see me through till hometime :(((((
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:22, Reply)

If they really are mints.
I suspect they might be urinal cakes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Mmm cake

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:48, Reply)

Ex Sunderland right back hardman Jon Kay ate one of those for a bet, fact fans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Never seen it, thankfully, sounds wank.
Lunch is pork and pickle pie, various cheeses, pickled onions andgherkins, and a crusty roll. Good stuff. 'Thermometer' is predictive text for 'gherkins ', how bizarre.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:29, Reply)

No it isn't, stop blaming predictive text for your pudgy sausage fingers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Seriously, gherkins comes out as thermometer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Or perhaps your doughy digits hit T instead of G and M instead of K?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Bristol - Better than where you live, FACT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Does it have a pier?
No. So it isn't better than where I live.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:31, Reply)

It doesn't need a pier.
It's that good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Pier of what?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Wigan has a pier apparently.
I've seen signs for it on the M6
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)

WRONG
source: have been to bristol. even swindon is better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)

How is Swindon better than ANYWHERE?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Oh yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

it's shit
but at least you don't fall about laughing when the locals talk to you, like you do in brizzle.

areet wurzel loverrr, how's yer sistermother?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Sistermother
See also:
Bruncledad
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:08, Reply)

but it's the same person

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Bruncledad
Fucking brilliant!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:16, Reply)

You won't get this sort of shit in Swindon.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-28848953

They'd probably use the money to build another fucking roundabout.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Did you go to that water slide thing on Park road?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:15, Reply)

No. That's what Points West is for.
To bring me pictures of events I'm too lazy to get off the sofa to investigate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Did you know we've got a rollercoaster now?
It's on the beach lawns, next to the big wheel thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:18, Reply)

To put this in to context.
People in WsM think there is no point going to Alton Towers as 'they can't possibly have anything more exciting than the Waltzer'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

No, people in WsM won't go to Alton Towers
because most of them don't believe there's anything outside Somerset, and anyway there's a 'theme park' at Brean.

Maybe they'll head to Woolacombe if they fancy an exotic hoiday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)

See, this is why I don't start threads any more.
Where is everybody?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Upset because where they live doesn't have a pier
And even if where they live did have a pier, it wouldn't be a good as Bristol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I've not been to Brizzle for ages.
Maybe I'll have to go back and have a look at how much better it is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:53, Reply)

You'll need to be mentally strong though.
Else you'll never be able to face going back to the Mare.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)

We don't even have a sea :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I have two piers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

afternoonh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Lunchtime innit.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:09, Reply)

cumbria: its not as inbred as it looks*
*is as inbred as it looks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Lincolnshire - We don't know where it is either.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:08, Reply)

i was really surprised by how lovely lincoln is
the cathedral is amazing. and they have a roly's.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:10, Reply)

It really is lovely.
My school was about halfway between there and Grimsby, so guess where all our weekend trips were?

Yup, fucking Grimsby.

Grimsby: Fish and shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)

HalfwaytoGrimsbylols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Dint say we was uncivilised.
Just said don't know where we are.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:14, Reply)

We've got three cathedrals and yet you slag us off

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:16, Reply)

2.5

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:17, Reply)

One and two halves really.
And one of those halves isn't really a half.
But my point, whatever that was, still stands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

unlike the cathedrals

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)

At least two of them still have walls.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Not seeing West Super Mare on this list
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28870779
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Surprised to see Aberdeen on it, though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

It was only when they remember that Dozer had moved to York that it was included.
You'll note that York never made the list.

You'll also notice that Dozer doesn't have an icon.

Coincidence?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)

is the coincidence that he's a cheapskate scottish mcskinflint?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Preston - home of the UKs ugliest bus station
or quite possibly: Preston - the train station is that big for you to easily leave.
(berk, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:35, Reply)