Fucking hell
Where is everyone?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:57, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Working me old mucker
We cant all be restructuring the day away
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:58, Reply)

ima restructure some coffee grounds and hot water

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:04, Reply)

It turns out there are two or three prolific posters that keep this place alive
If one or two of them don't post for a bit, it dies.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:00, Reply)

On. Its. Arse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:00, Reply)

WO IST MEAT?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:05, Reply)

He spent the bank holiday roistering, so now he is chillaxing with a voddie.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:08, Reply)

HI

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Yo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:11, Reply)

I saw your ice bucket thing, you sound like ant and dec.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Bit harsh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)

I know, I was only kidding.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)

*gets ready to grumble*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:15, Reply)

I made a fictitious dental appointment today, so I'm finishing at 3 on Friday. WOOP WOOP!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Yes!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I'm going to schedule in more bullshit appointments to finish early, maybe once a month. That's not excessive.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:20, Reply)

It was pretty incomprehensible though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Thatsswrsdrsadrasf me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I understood it, but I have a fairly good grasp of 'northern'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:19, Reply)

PHWOAR!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:20, Reply)

I'm glad someone got my TOTALLY INTENTIONAL sort of double entendre

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:21, Reply)

OK then
I may have to break out my "celebrity" story ala Kroney
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:03, Reply)

oh man do it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Right, I will
I met northern BBC Breakfast finance monkey Steph McGovern on Saturday morning as she was doing the Whitley Bay parkrun. She was very nice indeed, a lot shorter than she looks and has magnificent breasts

She even tweeted me!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Google wants me to look at other stuff, related to Steph McGovern

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16, Reply)

and?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Just letting you know I'll be busy for a while

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:19, Reply)

See you in 60 strokes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:21, Reply)

wait, where's 'sian williams feet'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:19, Reply)

in my fridge

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Kirkwood has excellent norks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:27, Reply)

+ for an older bird
"this sentence has to be added at all times"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:44, Reply)

She does sometimes look like a tranny though
big ol boat on her.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:44, Reply)