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Christ it really is dead on its arse here, isn't it?
Alt: Dead words:
metro.co.uk/2014/08/25/pussy-cat-marvellous-and-cheerio-just-some-of-the-words-that-no-longer-exist-in-our-vocab-4845616/Which anachronistic words do you still use, or would like to see make a return?
Which words would you consign to the dictionary bin?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:04,
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latest was 10 years ago)
I just received a meeting request scheduled for 5pm - 5:30
Best way to politely decline?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:05,
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Docs appointment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:08,
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I have a prior arrangement with a marvellous pussycat
Cheerio
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:08,
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Reply with...
'No fucking way - I have a life - bellend'
Perhaps not quite diplomatic but there y'go. If you are still contracting just let them know the extra/over charge as well.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:09,
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I was about to ask what an extralover charge was until I focused properly
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:11,
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Depends on the escort service
Some offer a half price on the second whore
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:25,
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"Meetings are pish and for bawbags"
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:10,
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Ain't nobody got no damn time for dat shit, my bitches be on heat and I got jive to talk.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:36,
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Tell them if you're not home on time for your 5.15 wank,
You can't be held responsible for what might conclude the meeting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:40,
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Just say prior commitment and offer to do it at 4 or 4.30.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:43,
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Or just go to the meeting
It's only half an hour and it's not like he has anything better to do.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:44,
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Hahaha. Yeah.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:52,
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Strumpet
Quim
Dickens
Blazes
Rambunctious
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:15,
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Strumpet
One of my favourite words!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:17,
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I still use a lot of the words that are apparently dead
and who doesn't say Drawers anymore... "yeah I put that file away in my erm desk side box device that slides into a larger box device"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:29,
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I assumed that referred to knickers, rather than a drawer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:35,
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Also, 'any more'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:35,
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Like I'm gonna believe gingersoftware
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:12,
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What utter rot.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:23,
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#justsayin
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:25,
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Poppycock.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:29,
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Poppy Cock
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:43,
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Soft dung.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:44,
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Whenever I start the engine in my car I shout "tally ho"
And blow a hunting horn as I drive away.
The only word I want to be removed from vocabulary is "totes"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:39,
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+amazeballs.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:42,
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aMARRSballs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:43,
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AMazeballs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:42,
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^ this
but also a number of other unnecessarily shortened words that wankers use, like:
delish, bestie, forevs, fab, all that shit.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:48,
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Please and Thank.
See what I did there? Eh?
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Muns, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:43,
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You are welcome.
Apology accepted.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:44,
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Alt: flibbertigibbet
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:45,
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oh tangles, you are a brick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:50,
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no, wait, the other one
dick. you are a dick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:51,
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I like 'roister'
I dislike 'chillax' and 'voddie'
Ciao!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:52,
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I like Roister Doister.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:54,
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My mates dog was called Roister Doister
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:02,
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I use oaf a lot
I'd consign "boss" and "weekend work" to the bin
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:04,
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I say zounds a lot. Apparently it's blaspheming, as it means 'God's wounds'
Edit, 'Christ's wounds'
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:09,
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zounds, thou art a bull's pizzle
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:38,
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and thou
thou hast the pizzle of a suckling wasp-in-arms
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:39,
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get fucked, thou fat psycho bitch
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:52,
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Fucking hell
Where is everyone?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:57,
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Working me old mucker
We cant all be restructuring the day away
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:58,
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ima restructure some coffee grounds and hot water
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:04,
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It turns out there are two or three prolific posters that keep this place alive
If one or two of them don't post for a bit, it dies.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:00,
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On. Its. Arse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:00,
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WO IST MEAT?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:05,
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He spent the bank holiday roistering, so now he is chillaxing with a voddie.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:08,
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HI
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:10,
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Yo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:11,
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I saw your ice bucket thing, you sound like ant and dec.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:13,
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Bit harsh
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:14,
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I know, I was only kidding.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:14,
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*gets ready to grumble*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:15,
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I made a fictitious dental appointment today, so I'm finishing at 3 on Friday. WOOP WOOP!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16,
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Yes!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:17,
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I'm going to schedule in more bullshit appointments to finish early, maybe once a month. That's not excessive.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:20,
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It was pretty incomprehensible though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16,
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Thatsswrsdrsadrasf me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:17,
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I understood it, but I have a fairly good grasp of 'northern'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:19,
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PHWOAR!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:20,
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I'm glad someone got my TOTALLY INTENTIONAL sort of double entendre
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:21,
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OK then
I may have to break out my "celebrity" story ala Kroney
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:03,
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oh man do it
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:08,
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Right, I will
I met northern BBC Breakfast finance monkey Steph McGovern on Saturday morning as she was doing the Whitley Bay parkrun. She was very nice indeed, a lot shorter than she looks and has magnificent breasts
She even tweeted me!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:11,
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Google wants me to look at other stuff, related to Steph McGovern
![](http://i.imgur.com/7eAHqVy.png)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16,
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and?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16,
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Just letting you know I'll be busy for a while
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:19,
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See you in 60 strokes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:21,
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wait, where's 'sian williams feet'?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:19,
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in my fridge
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:20,
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Kirkwood has excellent norks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:27,
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+ for an older bird
"this sentence has to be added at all times"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:44,
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She does sometimes look like a tranny though
big ol boat on her.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:44,
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Oh Noes!
Facebook is down!!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:19,
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No it ent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:20,
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It looks that way if you don't have any 'friends', I know mine does.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:22,
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