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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright? I think I'm going to write a chick-lit style book from a man's point of view. Imma call it prick-lit.
It'll be all like "went for a drink with a bird but she was fat so I didn't care what she had to say" and "she was fit but didn't want to fuck on a first date, so she's probably a lesbian".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:22, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:22, Reply)
It'll be a pynchonesque satirical deconstruction of the chick-lit medium
by highlighting that they're all stock characters who're all whiny and that because they just need a half-decent length up 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Clit-rature would have been a much better name for chick lit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:24, Reply)
^The incisive logic of a male brain at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:25, Reply)
click-rature

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:29, Reply)
"she was fit but didn't want to fuck on a first date, so she's probably a lesbian"

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:25, Reply)
For reals, that man was a total bro.
He was all "fucking bitches made me old by sucking my youth out through my cock".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:25, Reply)
We shall cut off their heads
The heads of the maids
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Sonnet 129, otherwise known as the "bitches be trippin'" sonnet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Part of the opening scene in Romeo and Juliet
All about having a good ol rapey fest on the womenfolk of the Montague household...

Old Bill knew how to get an audience on side
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:44, Reply)
"wouldn't it be well lol to have characters who were women dressing up as men
"when the actors playing them will be men dressed up as women dressing up as men? Haha trolling the theatrical establishment FTMFW"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:52, Reply)

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