morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:28, 55 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It is isn't it. What gave it away mate?

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:30, Reply)

morning again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:35, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:35, Reply)

do one you mug

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Morning

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:41, Reply)

my right index finger no longer operates the touch screen on my 'smart phone', the other 9 fingers do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Kill yourself.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:48, Reply)

get back to your diy fuck face

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:50, Reply)

No-fuck face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Sounds like you're talking to Lemmy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:04, Reply)

crazy.

( wanderlust, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:00, Reply)

I know, mental or what?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:04, Reply)

What are you going to do?

( wanderlust, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Buy a new finger
Its the only solution
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Get a new finger, seems like the only option.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Watch bad boys?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Good morning
My left ankle decided to pack up last night, mid-run. This is not a good thing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Can I have my money back?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Does it take the money straight away?
In the old days when someone sponsored you, you'd have to go around collecting the money after you had completed whatever it was and had it verified.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:09, Reply)

That's what I had to do when I did my CHARITY BIKE RIDE for CHARITY, I had to physically collect HUNDREDS OF POUNDS FOR CHARITY after the event was completed.
But I don't like to talk about it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:12, Reply)

I wondered why there wasn't an option to sponsor him 50p per mile or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:20, Reply)

If you sponsor me that and I dont finish, I will personally refund you each 50p per mile I dont do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I sponsored YM and I certainly finished so no refunds here

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:27, Reply)

I just put down a deposit on her

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Uh-oh here we go

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Day Jar Voo or what

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:06, Reply)

alright Battered

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Have no fear, unlike some of Snow White's finest I'll be finishing the run, even if its on hands and knees
I ent letting my sponsors down
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:12, Reply)

PMA ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:13, Reply)

PTSD^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Awooga

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Its just fucked up my prep
I was gonna to my parkrun thing on Saturday morning with my celebrity mate Steph McGovern but I think I'll have to give it a miss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Alright? I think I'm going to write a chick-lit style book from a man's point of view. Imma call it prick-lit.
It'll be all like "went for a drink with a bird but she was fat so I didn't care what she had to say" and "she was fit but didn't want to fuck on a first date, so she's probably a lesbian".
( Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:22, Reply)

yes!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:22, Reply)

It'll be a pynchonesque satirical deconstruction of the chick-lit medium
by highlighting that they're all stock characters who're all whiny and that because they just need a half-decent length up 'em.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Clit-rature would have been a much better name for chick lit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:24, Reply)

^The incisive logic of a male brain at work.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:25, Reply)

click-rature

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:29, Reply)

"she was fit but didn't want to fuck on a first date, so she's probably a lesbian"

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:25, Reply)

For reals, that man was a total bro.
He was all "fucking bitches made me old by sucking my youth out through my cock".
( Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:25, Reply)

We shall cut off their heads
The heads of the maids
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Sonnet 129, otherwise known as the "bitches be trippin'" sonnet.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Part of the opening scene in Romeo and Juliet
All about having a good ol rapey fest on the womenfolk of the Montague household...

Old Bill knew how to get an audience on side
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:44, Reply)

"wouldn't it be well lol to have characters who were women dressing up as men
"when the actors playing them will be men dressed up as women dressing up as men? Haha trolling the theatrical establishment FTMFW"
( Kroney, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 9:52, Reply)