Of all the internet names I've seen on a computer screen he is without a doubt one of them
Alt: Car hunting with a friend this weekend (for her). My expertise* will no doubt be invaluable in this venture

*I've seen all the Herbie films and a couple of Fast and Furiouseses
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:18, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Must be Thursday again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Hi Meaty!
Is this place open other days then? How do you find so much to talk about?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:21, Reply)

We don't, we just have the same conversations over and over pretty much. It's well lol.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)

You said that yesterday lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)

lol I did, prolly will tomorrow too!!! lolololol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)

we have a right laugh here lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Yeah
I think I'll just stick to Thursdays
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)

good choice, thursdays are undoubtedly a high point

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)

What about that nice bit of a Friday where everyone goes home early and no one posts for a bit.
Except krone, and sometimes tangles pretending to be in the pub.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Yes I like that bit, but the morning bit is dull when people are glad it's friday and tell us about what they're doing, that's why I brought the weekend plans forward a day.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I sometimes feel as though you are just using us to kill time waiting for the new question each Thursday, Shenny
Alt: Going to pick up my new car in ten minutes.
I recommend getting a red one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Ooh no, my friend has had three accidents in red cars so the are a no-no so she says
Pointing out the other common factor in these incidents does nothing to sway her
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)

They're much faster than the other colours

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)

if you google 'fastest cars' only red ones are shown
true story
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Never get a green one as they are traditionally bad luck

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)

My car is green,
It's probably the only reason that Maserati cunt totalled it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Bonzo recommends getting an automatic one
Because he's a gert Scots cunt.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Why aren't there more automatics anyway?
Seems like an obvious evolution for cars, not having to change gears.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)

oh god what have you done

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)

RED FLAG RED FLAG

( Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Bit rude that mate
I think you are meant to say Menzies now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)

OMG FFS.
BECAUSE WE ARE NOT STUPID AMERICANS!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I think you need to think this through a bit more
It really is the way forward
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:35, Reply)

And because they are better

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I drove an automatic for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was 'fine'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)

TBH it just a lazy way in traffic

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I don't really enjoy driving so the less I have to do the better

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Driving on the motorway in an automatic with cruise control is really bizarre.
You get the feeling that you might as well not be there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Even better with automatic cruise control
just set it to match the car in front
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)

They are for pricks.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)