anyone coming up the juicer?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:00, 29 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright mate
Yer, see you there in half an hour, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Just got here. Where the fuck are you?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)

bin here all day

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)

^^problem drinker

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:59, Reply)

dont have any problem drinking

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)

hot mammas, pimp daddies & the people rollin' in the caddies

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:40, Reply)

dunno wot that is

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Just got back
What did I miss?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Were you there as well?
I've spent all afternoon in t' boozer and didn't see you, or Mr Horrible.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:19, Reply)

Flouncing, lesbianism, drinking and good quality cheese.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:21, Reply)

All of the ingredients of an excellent Sunday afternoon!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:22, Reply)

If I lived closer to your boozer I'd come
Since my local closed forever the handful of regulars have had to relocate to a very poor alternative, although there is a very splendid bullshit merchant in it.

EDIT - The not-so-good doctor might be referring to B3TA and not his pub.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:24, Reply)

It's sad when boozers close, but the economic climate is a big factor, not just the moan about the smoking ban.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:27, Reply)

The area changed demographically - 149 years as a pub and now no custom.
It's a lovely building and the developers who bought it let it run as a pub until they were ready to adapt it - no real regrets because I've seen their plans and I've got first dibs on management contract.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Free house?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:47, Reply)

It was free from 2011 - developers bought it off Shitbread
It made money and, as above, I know the developers.

It'll make more as two good flats.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:51, Reply)

In the past couple of years I've witnessed two boozers come back from the brink
Unfortunately they've both turned into TV-ridden, mainly food places. But, if they stay open I suppose it's a good thing.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:59, Reply)

I was actually referring to b3ta, yes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:46, Reply)