Art galleries are hell holes filled with the sort of wankers who go on wine tasting courses.
They'll stand there for hours on end debating, inwardly, what the artist was trying to convey when they shoved a lightbulb up their own arse and took a photo in black and white, then blew it up to the size of a fucking house and put it on display.

These people don't realise that the only reason the cunt did it was so that everyone in the art gallery ends up looking at a picture of him with a lightbulb up his arse.
( Muns, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:16, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

also this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)

You seem to have a deep understanding of art and artists

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Right up to the colon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Have you not seen Munsta's seminal work "Portrait of the Artist with a Lightbulb up his Arse" ?
It moved me deeply.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Bayonet fittings do that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)

It was the draft piece where I broke a flourescent tube mid insertion that means I struggle for my work.

( Muns, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)

My friend had an excellent piece about the humble lightbulb, which combined sound and visuals.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:28, Reply)

You fucking yurt prick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Here is a picture of a bit of it:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:29, Reply)

OH DEAR GOD NO
/ac
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)