I am sick of seeing Alex Salmond's sagging jowls on the TV.
I think I actually dislike him more than I did Gordon Clown.

If they choose independence then I vote we get the spud wogs over to rebuild Hadrian's wall. Give the Jocks nothing. Destroy all state papeiren and send anyone born in Scotland back. There are 795,000 Jocks living in England, 14.5% of the population of Scotland currently.

UNGRATEFUL CUNTS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:23, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

And one of them is dozer
Have you got an injury? I'd like to insult it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Fuck that shit, yo
Move the wall north a bit otherwise I'll be in McWhitley
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:45, Reply)

So it's the Antonine you'd want rebuilt then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Somewhere inbetween would be fine
Northumberland can stay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Soz.
You're name's not on the list. You're not coming in.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

JINGS!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)