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Great news!
Ian Paisley has died!
He was a prick.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:55,
86 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
88 year old man in death shocker!
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Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:58,
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whodathunkit?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:59,
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Creator of Dozers' shirts Ian Paisley has died.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:59,
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It's a shame that you'll never be able to pass this wit of yours onto a family of your own, what with you being a lonely gay.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:01,
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it's a shame you're such a joke terrorist.
they fly out there but Ive never seen one land.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:06,
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your boyfriend is a paralysed Scoper
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:07,
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your girlfriend is a hamster m8
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:13,
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hamsterbate
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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hamsterb8
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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your boyfriend has a string of convictions for child sex offences
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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I think you need to read back through your replies on here
seems you have a little obsession with this topic.
Also; Your retorts are made up whereas mine are 100% factual. You repetitive dullard.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:20,
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right, so my girlfriend being a hamster is 100% accurate is it?
Also, 'dullard' doesn't mean what you think it means m8.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:21,
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Seems fine to me.
dullard
ˈdʌləd/Submit
noun
a slow or stupid person.
"he was caricatured as a dupe and a dullard"
synonyms: idiot, fool, stupid person, simpleton, ignoramus, oaf, dunce, dolt, moron, cretin, imbecile;
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:24,
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Multi-click
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:27,
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you should just admit to thinking it meant 'dull' and then we can all get on with our lives because no one cares
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:27,
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dictionary-bashing gayprick
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:27,
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*takes irony meter back to shop for replacement*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:30,
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he's such a hypocrite!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:31,
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"A slow or stupid person"
Hmmmm
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:25,
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someone like Jaysums
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:26,
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Calm the fuck down and have a biscuit.
Prissy queen.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:41,
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fat bald poof
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:41,
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Wait, that's Nakers innit?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:04,
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Stop bullyin me my dad's dead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:08,
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he is in paddy heaven wiv rory now rip
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:03,
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rory's dead??
when was this?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:05,
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sorry im sworn to secrecy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:06,
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I swore at a pigeon this morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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I swore under my breath at a man eating what appeared to be a garlic chicken burger on the tube this morning at 7am because it was smelly
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:12,
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Great News!
I have a new job and a pay rise!
I am a prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:07,
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WELL DONE BEN FOGLE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:08,
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Thanks you snakeypoo
I was getting pretty stressed about it tbh.
New company is even more evil than my old one, the hand ringers will LOVE it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:09,
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When do you start?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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November, so nice run into chrmblepops
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:12,
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well i feel slightly pleased for you, me? happy for other people? better have a lie down
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:14,
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I'm having a pint in the sunshine to celebrate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:17,
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\o/
do tell, see if tangles explodes.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:11,
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Nah, he has the stalking ability to work it out anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:13,
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*checks linkedin*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:15,
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gaz me deets please cheers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:15,
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I ent updated it yet have i
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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dunno i havent got a linkedin
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:17,
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Still not back on facebook either :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:17,
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Nope, all gone from that nonsense
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:18,
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Oooo I hope its Monsanto
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:21,
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What's Monsanto?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:25,
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AHA It is Monsanto
You cant fool me with your double bluff
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:26,
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Google says it's an agriculture business owned by hugh grant...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:27,
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Apart from the prick bit that's me too !!
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:09,
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In opposite land !
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:09,
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lol
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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It's the way I tell 'em.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:11,
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Whatcha up to Gayham?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:09,
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Making everyone whoms life I come into contact with a misery, you know the usual.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:12,
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how's the car?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:14,
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No licence, knicked up by the copperos pissed on the way to a fictitious interview. Double drat eh.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:19,
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I bet it's something to do with "leveraging synergies"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:18,
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NIGH AIM AN ONUST MARRN ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:08,
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Bloody Honest Jons
Send me an email one day telling me that the record I ordered is not in stock, then re-list it on their site the following day at a higher price.
Not very Honest now, is it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:16,
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All possession is theft, you know the drill by now.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:17,
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Property.
As in land.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:18,
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It's everything mate, thoughts, feelings, hamsters. They're not really anyones.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:20,
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thanks m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:23,
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what about farts?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:23,
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All part of our collective consciousness. Like that big tree in avatar.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:25,
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Depends if you keep them in a tin to see if they coagulate into a poo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:25,
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they dont
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:26,
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: (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:29,
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So you're saying I should just steal it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:25,
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It belongs to all of us mate, all of us.
Have you considered downloading this record of yours for free from the world wide web ?
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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Downloading it onto what?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:29,
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An oboejean
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:30,
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The rings of uranus.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:31,
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Baby bel
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:32,
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im putting it on the youtubes so people can watch the record being played and hear the woeful miserable songs, but i will be doing an obnoxious introduction and review first
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:33,
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Drone review
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:36,
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dronetube
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:37,
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Bonetube
That's your mum that is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:39,
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reporting this to the forum moderators
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:48,
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Only if it's not proper tea.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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I can haz Tobelerbone?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:57,
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NEW MUCH COOLER THREAD GUYS WOOP WOOP
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:01,
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