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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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WHOA...
Hang about
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:14, 80 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
you did a loldeletion

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:32, Reply)
got you out of bed didn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:35, Reply)
nope
been up all day, ta
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:41, Reply)
+ touching myself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:44, Reply)
of course

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Where did today go?
Evening, flidnut.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:44, Reply)
I loldeleted to make people post
Evening, I'm watching a the heavy metal doc from last night ad drinking gin.

ALso I made the best thai red curry i've ever made
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:46, Reply)
I was watching Dr Who, and I now appear to be watching thick people quizzing for money.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:50, Reply)
dr who is shit
Saturday night tv is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:52, Reply)
If you want to watch something meaningless and you're a Bond fan then 'Live and let die' is on ITV4 in a few minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:54, Reply)
if i'm honest i find most old bond films, pretty shit
Alright batts?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:56, Reply)
V good ta. Tired. Zoo all day with micro - reckon I'm more knackered than she was.
Congrats on the new job btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Ta, should be properly interesting and nicely evil
How's things with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Best for quite some time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:59, Reply)
good stuff; guess you're not exactly gonna lay it all out on here these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:02, Reply)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:04, Reply)
ah well, it's omly internet pricks eh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2367983
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:08, Reply)
good this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:09, Reply)
Good holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:10, Reply)
yer, first time with oldest child, so not as relaxing as I remember holiday's being. I read half a short book, normally I'd read 2 or 3
and I had to work on my presentation for the interview when I got back; still so nice to have some sunshine and a change of scenery.

You got plan for a holiday, can you take micro anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:14, Reply)
respect bruv

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:46, Reply)
I'm a slave to no man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:47, Reply)
i am not a number i am a free man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:48, Reply)
i dunt watch old telly and films their shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:49, Reply)
spare me your life story

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Your face is old telly?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:51, Reply)
your'm husband is old belly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:51, Reply)
Harsh but fair ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:03, Reply)
I am the judge judy of beeta

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:06, Reply)

judge punch and
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:15, Reply)
This ^
I'm the escape goat that prevents this place tearing itself apart
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:16, Reply)
GOAT LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:21, Reply)
Wife's back tomorrow, have you cleaned the moustache off the painting and found a French polisher for the scratch on the coffee table?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:22, Reply)
is that a euphemism?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:27, Reply)
yes

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:28, Reply)
"It's just possible you could save my life"
That advert was on telly 24 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Oh great.
As if I didn't feel old enough.

Thanks. Friend.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:32, Reply)
mad innit, I was 9

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:33, Reply)
You're only as old as the man you feel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:33, Reply)
This, unfortunatly, is the problem.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:34, Reply)
GOAT LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:36, Reply)
OLD+

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:37, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:33, Reply)
GOAT LOL

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Just got back to villa after lovely waterfront dinner
I am going to be very sad to wake up tomorrow and come back to shit weather and shit work. Will be good to see lemmy again though.

And meatsnake, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:24, Reply)
GOAT LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:26, Reply)
its been 20+ degrees and sunny here all week
bet it pisses down soon as you land
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:27, Reply)
She loves a bit of piss play...
...with dozer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:28, Reply)
ewwww
dozer? too far, man.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Eh I'm off to Copenhagen and it looks sunny there so
Suck on it bitch
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Hard working paralegal ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:32, Reply)
You should make some of these with mini ape
The painting spider legs on choc chip ones looks easy and fun. I have to entertain my brother's 3 monsters near Halloween. I think we may do toy shopping, cookie decoratingc, DVD, bed for the 3 split condoms and large Voddie for auntie swipe

www.realsimple.com/m/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/seasonal/halloween-cookies-00100000130826/index.html#0
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:45, Reply)
Yesssss
Kitty cat cupcakes

www.realsimple.com/m/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/desserts/halloween-cupcakes-00100000087547/index.html#2
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:48, Reply)

www.pillsbury.com/recipes/easy-turtle-cookies/1079166c-e28a-46d6-aabf-ef7d95bc80b0
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:51, Reply)
NO!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:02, Reply)
We made biscuits last Sunday funnily enough, no icing though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:51, Reply)
ah, the land of the pissing statue

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:32, Reply)
That's Brussels, you twat.
Or was that, in a very real sense, the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:47, Reply)
He's the joke

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:49, Reply)
and you get to meet the turtles!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I prefer terrapins, they have a bit of fight in them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:34, Reply)
i liked the one voiced by windsor davies the best

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:35, Reply)
NO turtles
Skanky little ho's
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:40, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:43, Reply)
looks a bit smug

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:45, Reply)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:46, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:47, Reply)
NO NO NO

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Explanation please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:52, Reply)
He wants pet turtles
He is not allowed. Well, not at the half flat.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Half a turtle maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:04, Reply)
top or bottom half

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Top half, that way you always have an ashtray

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:15, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:58, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:02, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:04, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:06, Reply)
: )
Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:03, Reply)

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