Just got back to villa after lovely waterfront dinner
I am going to be very sad to wake up tomorrow and come back to shit weather and shit work. Will be good to see lemmy again though.

And meatsnake, I suppose.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:24, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

GOAT LOL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:26, Reply)

its been 20+ degrees and sunny here all week
bet it pisses down soon as you land
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:27, Reply)

She loves a bit of piss play...
...with dozer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:28, Reply)

ewwww
dozer? too far, man.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Eh I'm off to Copenhagen and it looks sunny there so
Suck on it bitch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Hard working paralegal ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:32, Reply)

You should make some of these with mini ape
The painting spider legs on choc chip ones looks easy and fun. I have to entertain my brother's 3 monsters near Halloween. I think we may do toy shopping, cookie decoratingc, DVD, bed for the 3 split condoms and large Voddie for auntie swipe

www.realsimple.com/m/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/seasonal/halloween-cookies-00100000130826/index.html#0
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Yesssss
Kitty cat cupcakes

www.realsimple.com/m/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/desserts/halloween-cupcakes-00100000087547/index.html#2
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:48, Reply)

www.pillsbury.com/recipes/easy-turtle-cookies/1079166c-e28a-46d6-aabf-ef7d95bc80b0
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:51, Reply)

NO!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:02, Reply)

We made biscuits last Sunday funnily enough, no icing though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:51, Reply)

ah, the land of the pissing statue

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:32, Reply)

That's Brussels, you twat.
Or was that, in a very real sense, the joke?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:47, Reply)

He's the joke

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:49, Reply)

and you get to meet the turtles!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:32, Reply)

I prefer terrapins, they have a bit of fight in them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:34, Reply)

i liked the one voiced by windsor davies the best

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:35, Reply)

NO turtles
Skanky little ho's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:40, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:43, Reply)

looks a bit smug

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:45, Reply)

NO

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:46, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:47, Reply)

NO NO NO

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:49, Reply)

Explanation please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:52, Reply)

He wants pet turtles
He is not allowed. Well, not at the half flat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:01, Reply)

Half a turtle maybe?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:04, Reply)

top or bottom half

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:12, Reply)

Top half, that way you always have an ashtray

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:15, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:58, Reply)

>:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:02, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:04, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:06, Reply)

: )
Hahahahahahaha
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:03, Reply)