I'd cull all the fucking Northerners that think they are Londoners.
They can fuck the fuck off back oop North.

Alt alt: Weetabix. (shudders)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:25, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

haha you'd send Swipe back to Rochdale!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Yeah, I can't bear listening to people who aren't from London complaining about all the cunts in London.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:40, Reply)

be much easier just to cull everyone south of the river
that's where all the shit bits are anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:46, Reply)

oi!

( wanderlust, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)

it's ok, you can come and stay with lemmy when the cull happens

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:03, Reply)

thanks.
I really like where I live now though. Lots of lovely parks and good boozers, good markets and it's not populated by complete cunts.
( wanderlust, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)

How the fuck would you know?
You couldn't find your arse with both hands in this City.

Why don't you go black home!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Cheshire is good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)

No it isn't.
It's "fucking" "shit". That's why we have their detritus.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:59, Reply)

cheshire is lovely
but it does have its shit bits too, sad tiemz
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:02, Reply)

i've lived here more than half my life
you name a shit bit, it's south of that river. even your cat didn't want to stay there. OFF WITH YOUR HEADS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Don't talk bollocks.
Hammersmith, where you live, is a hole. As is Shepherds Bush and endless other places north of the river.

Pseudo-posh, chipped shoulder, chippy northerner that you are. You are no better than the other wogs, slavs and various other ne'er do wells I am forced to share my hometown with.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:05, Reply)

There are nice places south of the river. No really, there are. Dulwich, Kennington, Richmond, Greenwich, Camberwell. But for every quaint little Putney, there’s a Peckham, Lewisham, Nunhead or Plumstead Common.

Maybe it’s just a titular thing, but some of these names are enough to send chills down the spine of any north Londoner. They sound weird. They denote a barbaric wasteland perpetually stuck in 1952.

it goes further than simple linguistics. You have to be a Londoner to fully understand the north/south divide. It’s an innate, instinctive sense of right or wrong, heaven or hell. North and south London are just… different. When I sounded people out about the differences I was told “it feels different”, “they speak funny”, “they’re backwards”, and “it’s just not right”.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)

British by birth, English by the grace of God, Londoner by Devine intervention, North of the river by pure luck.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:06, Reply)

there are 3 types of people on this earth
yorkshiremen
those who pray every night to become yorkshiremen
those singularly lacking in ambition
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:18, Reply)