Good Evening!
My lack of a social life means that I'll be here tonight.
Woo!


( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:17, 187 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah, so you're here
I was just looking about in the earlier thread and it was a bit echoey!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:21, Reply)

So here's where we migrated to. Have religion explained for you in one sentence.
EDIT: Fine then, MM, ya crybaby. Sheesh.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:23, Reply)

Yep, I'm here
You're relieved of your command duties :P
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:24, Reply)

No problem, cap'n K
*steps down*

I'll be popping in and out all night. So to speak.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:26, Reply)

Use less lube then...
I'm gonna go cook dinner in a bit, other than that I might have to pick my sister up at like 9.

Fuckin' rock and roll...

:|
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:28, Reply)

Woo for the sad people staying at home
It's raining though and I have booze here so I am actually quite happy :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:37, Reply)

I've got no booze :(
Well... That's a lie.
I've got no booze that's suitable for sitting at home on a Friday night.

Absinthe isn't quite right for that.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:38, Reply)

I'm not going out
but I've got loads of stuff to do, mostly involving repairing music/PA gear for people.

Only thing is, I can't be arsed doing any of it as there's no hurry to get it done. Even though it will make me a bit of cash.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:41, Reply)

I should be writing about Morris Marinas.
Tis easier to do when drunk though so bottoms up *glug glug*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:42, Reply)

Right...
I'm gonna make a stir fry.

Back in a bit...
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:43, Reply)

Evening
I will be knocking about tonight but we are down to one computer again and Mr Bin needs to use it so I will be on the phone.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:45, Reply)

Shit!
That reminds me...I got to buy some absinthe.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:47, Reply)

*chills out to depeche mode*
It's really nice knowing I don't have to do anything tomorrow :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:48, Reply)

evening all
I have 3/4 of a bottle of whisky and a massive stack of cd's, gonna get maudlin drunk and listen to late 80's thrash metal all night so apologies in advance for any middle aged emo shit that might be posted later
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:14, Reply)

I am coming off my anti baby injections
And have just had my first ladies occasion for 4 years which has resulted in my bursting into tears over a parking ticket yesterday, and mostly throwing things at walls and hitting inanimate objects today.

And shouting fuck a lot.

Being like this is also not condusive to fine sewing work I have discovered.

Also, TRL, my internet is already running at piss poor bandwith, if any more images appear I will be forced to put you ignore due to my browser crashing.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:19, Reply)

Its a miracle!
My Daughter, totally knackered after her first week in real not nursery school flaked out on the sofa an hour ago.

She is now deposited gently in bed, leaving me free to develop a deep but brief relationship with some of my wine!

I may be ultra lazy and order a curry delivery!

Damn the house is quiet!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:27, Reply)

Go for curry
Curry is good.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:28, Reply)

I'm having posh curry tomorrow.
*salivates*
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:29, Reply)

Ah hormonal mood swings
*offers MM chocolate*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:30, Reply)

I have just had
a milkybar and a toblerone. Things have improved significantly.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:32, Reply)

*ponders*
Am I the only women on the planet who doesn't get hormonal mood swings at the time of the month?

I do however get a very poorly and painful womb.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:34, Reply)

Toblerones
always make me think of that Billy Connelly sketch, which then makes me chuckle to myself
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:34, Reply)

Toblerones
make me think of Alan Partridge *giggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:37, Reply)

BGB
I don't normally. But I actually haven't had a period for over 4 years, and it's hitting me quite hard. My boyfriend thinks its very funny.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:37, Reply)

A friend of mine
had a 5kg toblerone.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:38, Reply)

Careful, MM.
I've been having to live with a woman who goes through wild mood swings, and after two years of this I've suggested she find another place to live. Being utterly irrational and moody is grounds for becoming suddenly single.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:43, Reply)

MM
that beggers the question

Exactly how did they have a 5kg Toblerone?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:44, Reply)

I think
That you are quite right MM

Curry it is FTW!

Whats a posh curry BGB ? ... is that when you wait long enough to put it onto a plate rather than falling on it like Ghengis Khan and his horde after a jolly long ride and just scarfing it out of the tub with the first bit of cutlery you can find. :)
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:45, Reply)

TRL- I have 4 years worth of PMS
saved up, and they are hitting me like a brick in the face. I have been on injections that I was recently informed are likely to give me osteoperosis, so I have been forced to stop.

I am not happy.

Also, other than yesterday I don't think I've cried in several years. I am not an emotional woman by any stretch of the imagination.

EDIT: Halfy, apparently they won it at a fair.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:47, Reply)

Yeah, was just kidding.
Though the bit about me becoming suddenly single is true enough...

Dramatics in my life are something I can seriously do without. And now there's two and a half years of my life gone that I'll never get back.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:53, Reply)

TRL
*hugs* Sorry to hear that

Do you need chocolate as well?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:54, Reply)

@Rad G
It's a posh curry place. The food is great. You don't get huge servings of greasy curry and you can actually taste the different spices in it. They give you advice on what's the best rice to go with certain curries and everything. It's great.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:55, Reply)

TRL- I'm sorry to hear that.
Anything you want to vent?

Thanks for the linking the pic btw, I timed my browser and it took 20 seconds to refresh.

*sharpens broadband supplier killing stick*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:56, Reply)

Evening all
How is everyone? Been a long week here and not finished yet.

MM - that sucks. Actually at times being female just sucks. I was assured that having a baby would cure the dreadful cramps. They lied. I tried it again, just to check. Nope.

*passes Bourneville*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:01, Reply)

Evenin' all, just nipping in!
Sorry to hear that Loon. I'll buy you a beer when you're over, if you're still coming!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:02, Reply)

Chocolate?
Good subject, people.

@TWW - maybe the idea was that the cramps would pale into insignificance after experiencing the pain of childbirth!

Bourneville, BTW. Nice.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:03, Reply)

I have chocolate balls
:D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:04, Reply)

Thanks, but I'm okay.
It's still unfolding, so venting at this point is likely ill-advised. The only thing I'll say is that I've now had three significant relationships in my life that involved cohabitation, and all three have resulted in the women going mental. Makes me think of the Demotivators poster that says DYSFUNCTION: the one common link in all your bad relationships is you.

I bought a huge pile of chocolate at lunch and have eaten enough calories to fuel my body for the next week.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:04, Reply)

Music that makes you smile:
J Geils Band - Centerfold

It's just come on my winamp. I love the 80s :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:10, Reply)

K2k6
that's pretty much what my beloved reckoned - doesn't work like that. Yes, labour hurt like buggery, but it had a definite ending and a reward. Cramp just hurts.

Loon - that's rough. *passes Bourneville over trans-Atlantic magic linkup* Have some good British chocolate as well.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:11, Reply)

evening all
how are we all this lovely, lovely Friday night?

I'm still at work, but I don't care, I love it.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:13, Reply)

Appreciated mate...
Appreciated. Still: *manhugs*

@MM: May I offer you some Staropramen? It's not a cure, but it may make things go away for a while! :)

@all ladies: Chocolate Fondue on behalf of my side of the species? Mainly me, of course!

EDIT: Evening tulip!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:13, Reply)

Curry cures all
Ahhh I see BGB

A posh sit down curry.

There is this great place in Cardiff Bay called the Spice Merchant. They have a big jolly Sikh doorman dressed in lovely bright robes to escort you in from the street and they serve REAL Indian food.

Its one of my favourite resturants ever, and I am an old bugger who has travelled much of the world. So to find such a gem on my own doorstep is wonderful.

I think you need to cheer TRL up and take him out to a good Indian resturant when he is down your way. Those spices and chillies are such a boost to your system it can be almost addictive!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:14, Reply)

have read the thread now
*hugs loon*

*wants curry*

edit: evening tightly! *smooshes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:14, Reply)

hehehe
obviously im the only one with a gutter mind today

Madam Malboro, I was more wondering how they had a 5kg toblerone, orally or otherwise.

would take a lot to wear down something that big.

god i need a beer
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:15, Reply)

*waits for hugs from DiT*
Stop talking about food, my budget allows for a tin of tuna as the evening meal!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:16, Reply)

*enjoys being smooshed*
I'm off out now people, but I shall miss you! I'll try and check in on you. Help yourself to the contents of the fridge, and use the 'phone if you want to!

BYEEE!

EDIT: *gives TGB a great big huggly hug*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:17, Reply)

Ooooh, chocolate fondue at DiT's place ...
*puts on coat, heads off to airport*

See you in a couple of hours.

*realises that the kids can't be left unattended*

*trails back home, head hanging and bottom lip pouted*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:17, Reply)

Yes, good idea, RadG
Sorry to hear of your troubles TRL. But a good curry will help to lift anyone's spirits! And Britain's the best place for it (with the possible exception of the Indian subcontinent).

@TGB - I must remember that chocolate balls line...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:17, Reply)

:(
Oh noes, TWW. I am in a sulk now!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:19, Reply)

Hello
I'm just back from eating [content removed out of consideration for TGB] for dinner.

I'm in a musical mood.
*taps desk*
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:19, Reply)

I think you will be
using the line in a different context K2k6!

Thanks Kaol!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:20, Reply)

phwoar, who said chocolate balls?
*looks round with hungry piercing look in eyes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:22, Reply)

*proffers HLT with chocolate balls*
That sounds so dirty in text form
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:23, Reply)

@TGB
I certainly will!

*spots opportunity to use line*

Hi there, HLT....
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Folks, I may just do that before he heads back home.
He'll fly home with the taste of spices still on his tongue and a warm snuggly feeling in his belly.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:24, Reply)

well hello, k2k6
*smiles*

edit

*smiles at TGB as well*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:24, Reply)

hahah
Well HLT you get to chose between actual chocolate balls and k2k6 :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:26, Reply)

So...
I think my balls would melt if you held them in your hand, because they...

No, wait. I really need to think of a better way to phrase that.

*goes away to think for a bit*

I've got until Monday to come up with a better line.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:28, Reply)

Well, I'm off for a hot bath
With lots and lots of bubbles. And hopefully MrWitch home early enough to "wash my back" ....


Catch you all later.

*mwah*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:32, Reply)

How about
"Chocolate melts in the mouth. Wanna find out if my balls do the same?"
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Nings all
I saw many fluffeh things and many vile disgusting things today :)

Fluffeh was like this...


and vile will put people off their dinner, so I'll be nice and not share.

I'm off to shower and make myself clean again as it was a smelly kind of day and I think I spotted Noah's ark when I was walking back, so bit soggy too.

MM, contraceptive implant FTW ;)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:43, Reply)

I like it, Kaol
That line could be a precursor to a 'humball', if used correctly.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:43, Reply)

What can I say...
I'm a charmer, eh?

Hi Becky!
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Helloes again
DiT- star would be lully.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:48, Reply)

Ooo Arr me 'ansomes
Oim down in Carrrnwall. It be pissin down.

Whiling away the time until Dad gets back home from his golf day. Am determined to steer clear of his 'just a small gin's as I have to get up early in the morning...
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:49, Reply)

*sings*
Kill, kill, kill, kill the poor.
Kill, kill, kill, kill the poor.
Kill, kill, kill, kill the poor.
With a kni-i-i-i-i-ife!
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:56, Reply)

ooooooohhhhhh
the voices in my head they say

kill kill kill

and the man beneath my bed he says

kill kill kill

*rocks*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:57, Reply)

Yes Kaol
you are one for the slick lines!

Hi clendrix and becky. Although you are probably naked and wet at the moment, becky, so you'll need to read this once you're out of the shower.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:01, Reply)

@ k2k6
What, you're making me wait until Monday?

And me all alone tonight as well.

*cries*

edit: I have to go and cash up now. how very unsexy. back soon.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:01, Reply)

@HLT
But Monday is the 'special' day!

However, we could fit in something...

*grabs HLT and runs to find a suitable bike shed*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:04, Reply)

Goodnight
I'm going to watch some tv and rot my brain.


Ooo! braiiiinnzzzzzz

*shuffles off zombie-like*
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Hello K2k6
I've quite missed you! I like the new profile pic...
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:08, Reply)

@clendrix
Thanks. There was some discussion last week about men in kilts, so I stuck up a new pic.

It seems ladies like the kilt. Have you hovered your mouse over the image for a bit?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:10, Reply)

I'm glad to have you back Clendrix!
You missed me getting elected King Of The Off Topic Board, and becoming Kaol The Magnificent.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:11, Reply)

K k Kaol kkk Dead KkkK kennedys !!


Who's that kid in the back of the room?

He's setting all his papers on fire

Where did he get that crazy smile?

We all think he's really weird

We never talk to him
He never looks quite right
He laughs at us
We just beat him up
What he sees escapes our sight

We never see him with the girls

He's talking to himself again

Why doesn't he want tons of friends?

Says he's bored when we hang around

He says we're growing old...

;)
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:11, Reply)

RadG
You've just earned an instant addition to my "Fans" list.
Good work.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:16, Reply)

K2k6
You really have that under your kilt?

*packs bag and leaves for Scotland*
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:18, Reply)

right, that's all - what?
*blinks*

where am I? what are all these bikes doing here?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:18, Reply)

Re: Kaol the Magnificent (King of OT)
Although technically this was an election, independent UN observers may have passed comment on the turnout, range of candidates and voting process...

Edit@ HLT - never mind the bikes. Come round the back. Here, look...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:19, Reply)

Just because the only two voters
Were me and other Kaol, doesn't mean anything.
It's a fair democracy.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:20, Reply)

@ Kaol
Yes it does, and no it isn't.

You're a dictator, is what it is.

*revolts*


*gets bored of revolting*

*peers round back of bike shed*

*gasps*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:21, Reply)

*grins*
*draws veil over further activity*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Leave Kaol The Magnificent alone
He's the finest poster that has ever graced the OT board.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Awh, thanks!
That makes me feel warm and happy inside!
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:24, Reply)

OMG
Kaol's wanking on the board.

Stop that!
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:28, Reply)

*shrugs*
'K...
:(
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:29, Reply)

If he really is,
then I'm glad I can't see him, because I'm doing things over which a veil has been drawn.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:29, Reply)

You're getting married?
Or you're confusing me...
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:30, Reply)

Not that sort of veil, Kaol
*continues veiled activities*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:32, Reply)

I wish someone would tell me
Just what the veiled activities actually are
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:36, Reply)

@MM
from waaaay up there ^^^^^

Madam Marlboro, I was a hormonal fucking mess when I came off the Pill after 4 years. I was so hormonal I burst into tears in the middle of a shopping centre when I saw a giant picture of Ronan Keating, because "he's so beautiful" (that's how fucked up I was).

Stupidly I did not learn my lesson and actually went back on the Pill for a while. Having tried 5 different brands I can safely say that hormonal birth control turns me into an emotionally unstable idiot who fears sex. That's bad for me, fearing sex. But we've had this conversation before, I remember. I fear hotmonal injections even more.

Natural birth control FTW. (Remind me I said that when I get knocked up.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:36, Reply)

^
what CHCB just said.

Pill is evil. EVIL I TELLS YA!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:38, Reply)

*hears HLT's comment re the pill*
*quickly reconsiders continuing with veiled activities*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:41, Reply)

*hears the word "quickly"*
*also considers whether to continue*

it's all right, I've got things with me
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:42, Reply)

To hell with birth control pills and shots.
I got a vasectomy about 15 years ago and have never regretted it. A woman would have better luck getting pregnant from a cucumber than from me.

Unexpected fatherhood is one thing I'm glad I no longer need worry about.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:42, Reply)

@ TRL
Good for you, sir!

Although I did read your post and think "Awww, baby cucumbers, how cute!"

Then I thought, "Yeah, but baby cucumbers are gherkins, and I'd have to nom them as they are all so tasty."

Then I thought, "I really must go to sleep at some point."
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)

I don't want children
No part of me does.
They're foul, expensive things.

But if there's an apocalyptic scenario, I'd like to have the option of repopulating the world.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:47, Reply)

Yes, always keep your options open!
Despite my bitter postings about children, I think I'd probably regret it if I don't have any. Not that the chance will probably ever arise, bah. It's something that's best done with a stable relationship or a lot of family support, right? Pft, like I have either of those...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:53, Reply)

Chcb...
That's not strictly a good thing.
Just look at Josef Fritzl, he had a stable relationship, and the family thing's a given...

EDIT: Woo, 100!
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Contraception eh...?

I'm considering renting myself out as an alternative to the pill...

When I'm around, girlies miraculously lose their labido entirely...

*cries*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Thank you, Kaol
you made me see sense!

*attempts to impregnate self*
*realises she is not actually capable of parthenogenesis*
*steals child*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:59, Reply)

You could have your own child, with yourself
By the wonders of science.

I need £7500 pounds.
Then you'll have your child.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:01, Reply)

I think
it's that time of night again when I must take my leave.

Too many late nights this week!

Night all.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:03, Reply)

Hmmm, £7500 you say?
Why, if my money comes through from that nice Nigerian who emailed me then I think I could manage that.

Does it involve scalpels?

(Night, K2k6.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Anyone about?
After an hour and a fucking half of standing in the fucking rain waiting for the cocking bus, I decided that I didn't want to go to the party after all.

I am now at home, seething.

How is your Friday night, B3ta?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:09, Reply)

Evening
I'm posting from the phone which is a trial so excuse me if my sentences are small and poorly formed. Anyways, all this earlier talk of curry reminded me of the old man I saw in the supermarket today. All he had in his trolly was Sainsbury's basics curry sauce. 20 Fucking jars. Imagine the state of his loo!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Oh dear...
Sounds a bit shite, Mr. DiT.

Although "The Cocking Bus"... That's nothing to do with the rumours I've heard about gay men using the top deck of night pusses to meet partners for casual sex, is it?
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:12, Reply)

I am in a state of extreme distress...pity me...

I am absolutely Hank and am desperate to call the chinese for a delivery...

After raiding my wallet, the purse of the present Mrs Pooflake, and my children's piggy banks, I still don't have enough cash on me...

They don't take cards...or cheques...

and I'm way too pissed to drive.

I don't think I can make it.....save yourselves...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:15, Reply)

Er... I don't know...
Honest guv!

*runs away*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:15, Reply)

@ Tightly
Oh no!

*ensnuggles*

right, I'm off. night y'all.

*snogs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:15, Reply)

CHCB
Yes, it would.
Gotta get the eggs out somehow.
See ya HLT!
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:17, Reply)

Cheers, HLT!
Night!

EDIT: Ning, Mr. theGeordie!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:22, Reply)

Hey Al!
How goes it?
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:23, Reply)

Hello you lovely people.
I went to the pub and bumped into a friend I haven't seen in nearly 2years as she moved away.
It were lully to see her and now I'm all happy and smiley and full of yay!
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:27, Reply)

Hurray!
Lusty's here! Everybody, Lusty's here!

*waggles todger*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:29, Reply)

One of the fun things
about working as an engineer here is that we have all manner of odds and ends of machinery lying about.

So I went downstairs and got a pair of the 1.5" diameter ball bearings from a Type IIIAS climber screen and a couple of bushings to store them on, and now have a pair of those accupressure balls that they sell in the Eastern shops. They don't chime, they just rattle together in my palm, but they're somehow soothing.

So now I can sit here with my balls in my hand and not get in trouble.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:31, Reply)

I am indeed Monsieur Tightly
*jiggles*
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:32, Reply)

'lo everyone
In answer to your question, al, I've just cooked myself a nice steak with mustard mash. I'm on here, which is rare, but I'm feeling all social for a change (must be the red meat).

Tomorrow I am going to my temporary flatmate's birthday dinner (he's staying in my spare room this month but he's allowed out for dinner). Sunday I am visting my friends' new home, and Sunday evening is my bloke's gig.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Finally I feel clean again
and my jaw works properly after getting local anaesthetic sprayed on it by mistake too :)

How's everyone's evening?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:33, Reply)

@Loon
Did you ever know that you're my hero? That's put a proper smile back on my face!

EDIT: OMIGOD, BECKY'S HERE TOO! *attacks and hugs*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:34, Reply)

And as I leave for the night
This is dedicated to the todays thread starter .... Kaol the Magnificent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIkCTGoE4DY
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Cripes!
Didn't see you there, CHCB!

*gets irrationally excited*

You keeping well?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:38, Reply)

Thanks!
But you spelled my name wrong...
I'm fireproof, baby.

Edit: Good work :D
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:38, Reply)

Evening all
I'm just back from a quiz, our team came joint third, which is a big improvement on last time, when we came third last.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:39, Reply)

hi DiT
yeah, not bad. Emerging from a couple of months of doom.

Hope everyone here is well.

*offers kitten*
^er, was that right?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:42, Reply)

A kitten?
*twists lid off*

*swigs*
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Posting from a phone is cunting me off.
And I run out of things to say. Buh
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:51, Reply)

I'm off again peeps
I have to be up at silly o'clock tomorrow morning to go flounce about and do wanderlusty things.
I shall speak to you all soon though.
Nighty night and sweet dreams!
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:52, Reply)

*looks at time*
So... Nobody staying up to watch the sunrise with me?
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:01, Reply)

I'm still here
but I'm framing pictures, so my hands are busy.

Just had a text from Enzyme who is drunk in Croatia.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Ah...
I went to Croatia when I was about 15/16.
It was three pounds for a bottle of lethal vodka.

*grins*
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:07, Reply)

I'm still here
Was just catching up on the thread and putting stuff into my new diary.

Good to see you here CHCB. It's been a while.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:08, Reply)

I'm still here
but busy doing stuff as well. Anyone know anyone who wants to buy a swish Motorola that only works on Orange?

Need to go eat as my dinner might FINALLY be ready now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:09, Reply)

I don't have a diary
I work on a "two week in advance" system.
If it's further away than that and I'm not reminded, I'll forget.

EDIT: What kinda Motorola, and how much?
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:10, Reply)

Heya PoD
This place is quite busy for a Friday night. It is Friday, right?

I think I'm all jacked up on PG Tips again but really I should be going to bed.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:11, Reply)

It is indeed busy
I didn't expect so many replies to read when I got home.

Oh well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:14, Reply)

I'm still hanging around...
Just browsing /links...

American politics is just so... so... stupid. Infuriuatingly so!

But when Jon Stewart is good, he's great!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:14, Reply)

One O these
www.motorola.com/motoinfo/product/details.jsp?globalObjectId=200

I've lost the sodding instruction manual though, so it'll be a bugger to sell on eBay. Looking for about £60 for it as it's genuinely been used for about a week and then put away in a drawer.

*must get food now* Back in a bit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Ah...
Flip phone...
Thanks anyway, but I've got a talent for destroying anything like that.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:18, Reply)

@al
No, not terribly. It looks to me like there's no feasible way for McCain to win, especially with that moonbat happyclapper as his VP. At this point it's kind of like having a circus in your front yard- after a time you get tired of clowns and elephant shit.

I do hope that Obama makes it, of course, and have great hopes for him. But I'm also ready to be disappointed.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:25, Reply)

I've never liked flip phones that much
Had a slide phone once, and it was rubbish, and would often turn itself off for no reason at all, I reckon due to a bad connection between the back battery part, and the front slidy bit*.

I love my current phone, but would love one with wi-fi and gps.

*Technical term.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:27, Reply)

My phone was
Thirty quid.
It does everything I need it to.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:31, Reply)

Mmm...philadelphia cheesy baked potato
*noms a bit*

Mine was a free phone as I had a contract with Orange, but then I got a better one for pennies a month, so haven't used that one since. I prefer the sense of knowing you haven't called someone from your pocket or bag, that you get with a flip phone as I'm really bad at remembering to lock the keypad.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:42, Reply)

Evening becks m'dear
I see that you saw a mixture of cute and awful today. Congratulations?

Hope you be well tonight?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:44, Reply)

Night all!

Thanks to Kaol's youthful exuberance, I have been subjecting myself to an evening of heavy drinking, music fun and nostalgia.

I go to bed now...happy with the world...knowing I contributed something.

*falls over*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:59, Reply)

Hahaha!
G'night Poof!

I'm going to sit in the car and record myself reading a QOTW story.

*waves*
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:01, Reply)

Nings PoD
I be well thanks, day was good thanks :)

I'm headed off to watch a film and bed now though, got a whole weekend off work and I intend to relish it.

Night all x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:15, Reply)

I'm gonna head off too
Seem to have no drive to do anything all day today.

Tomorrow I shall make soup. And maybe leave the house before 4pm.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:16, Reply)

Before you all go...
Any idea how to host an mp3?
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:18, Reply)

*bursts in*
I am baaaaaaack!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:20, Reply)

Woo!
Looks like just you and me.
I'm just fixing together an mp3 of me reading out a story.
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:23, Reply)

Just you and me ey?
*wink wink nudge nudge* ;)

I am quite drunk and have just said goodbye to my mate after 3 1/2 hours mario karting. I can't feel my thumbs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:25, Reply)

Hahaha!
The real question is was it on the N64?
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:31, Reply)

It was the N64
version downloaded on to the Wii
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:33, Reply)

Hmmm...
Give me the cack-tackular N64 controller any day.
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:34, Reply)

I have an N64
Lost my copy of Mario Kart though :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:35, Reply)

Is there anybody out there?

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:38, Reply)

*waves at MM*
Ahoy hoy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:39, Reply)

Me!
What more could you need?

Mario Cart and the N64 pretty much cost me my A-Levels...
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:40, Reply)

Drinking and smoking weed
cost me my A-levels...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:41, Reply)

You two'll do just dandy
How are we all this evening? I have calmed down, mainly due to having a happy fag.

Leaving school a year early cost me my A levels..
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:41, Reply)

Woo
Smoking FTW
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:42, Reply)

In my loft
I have a tent. With my next batch in.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:43, Reply)

Right,
I've got an mp3 of me reading out a QOTW story.

How can I give it to you wonderful people?
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:45, Reply)

Host it somewhere.
On the internet preferably.


I think people will be suprised at your voice.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:47, Reply)

Through
Whatever chickenlady used?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:47, Reply)

I've just googled Leamington Spa
You're fucking miles away.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:49, Reply)

Sorry :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:50, Reply)

See if this works...
Kaol's Many Tales Of Blood

( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:51, Reply)

Zshare is pretty good Kaol
Right, really off to bed this time. Night

Edit, is good, but needs more dwama and sound effects :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:51, Reply)

I forgive you.
But you should come to London. There are lots of us here.

I'm very sorry, I'm a bit stoned and not making much sense....
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:51, Reply)

See, MM, you've met me, so know what my voice is like...
Can you confirm that don't sound anything like this in real life?

I think I put an "Essex Filter" on it by accident...

Sound effects? *grins*
I'm seeing a mate of mine tomorrow who makes films, so sound effects will abound!
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:53, Reply)

^ hahahaha
I was going to say did you take your essex pills :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:54, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That's fucking brilliant. Did you have fun?

EDIT: You sound pretty much like you do normally actually. But without your cute little face it's a lot more menacing
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:54, Reply)

Fun?
I sat in the car, reading it into my camera...

Haha, face-less-ness is, perhaps now, a good thing!
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:55, Reply)

"two units of the red stuff"
heheh thats the most "Guy Ritchie" bit

I know how to pronounce Kaol now though!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:56, Reply)

Excellent...
Well as I said, it'll be packed with meaty sound effects, once I get my stick hands on 'em tommorrow.

I told you how to pronounce it!
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:58, Reply)

Thing is
when you're talking about this stuff in real life you look so excited in a sweet way that it's hard to find it disturbing.

Did you hear about the face rape GB?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:58, Reply)

So my disembodied voice
Shall strike fear into the hearts of men?
(The ones that haven't met me, at least)
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:00, Reply)

Maybe not fear
Just an acute sense of disturbia...
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:01, Reply)

Yup
Vipros told me all about that :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:04, Reply)

Hahaha!
Good stuff...
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:07, Reply)

Right I have to go to bed
The room is spinning somewhat...

Night both :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:07, Reply)

Night night
sleep tight.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:09, Reply)

Night TGB!
I've found some free sound effect mp3 files...
Actually, they're rubbish.

I'll get the proper ones tomorrow.

I'm going to bed now, as I've gotta deal with some goats in the morning.
( Cawl, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:11, Reply)

I'm /boarding it up
so there.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:17, Reply)