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my trainee is so posh that she makes the queen sound like a chav
she does these silly tiny high pitched sneezes, about 15 in a row. i feel like saying, dude, if you just do one giant sneeze, it's much more effective... but i guess you can't control how you sneeze. can you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:07,
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"eh up duck, juss wipe snot on sleeve like us northerns dur"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:08,
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that doesn't affect the noise
unless you sneeze into the sleeve, i suppose. is that what you yokels do?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:10,
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At least down south we can afford sleeves
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:11,
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alright worzel, don't set fire to yer straw
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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it seems that your geography is a strong as your para-legal skills
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:15,
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you are now a bumpkin
you even grow stuff.
BUMPKIN PUMPKIN!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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PUMPKIN HAIR COLOUR ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:17,
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:(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:21,
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TKO to APE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:24,
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ape is dead now
you haven't been teh ape for ages
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:43,
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I've got ape running through me like a stcik of rock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:45,
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rupert more like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:47,
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is that a euphemism?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:54,
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5.9.83.79/talk/7765439
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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