my trainee is so posh that she makes the queen sound like a chav
she does these silly tiny high pitched sneezes, about 15 in a row. i feel like saying, dude, if you just do one giant sneeze, it's much more effective... but i guess you can't control how you sneeze. can you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:07, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

"eh up duck, juss wipe snot on sleeve like us northerns dur"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)

that doesn't affect the noise
unless you sneeze into the sleeve, i suppose. is that what you yokels do?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)

At least down south we can afford sleeves

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:11, Reply)

alright worzel, don't set fire to yer straw

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)

it seems that your geography is a strong as your para-legal skills

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:15, Reply)

you are now a bumpkin
you even grow stuff.

BUMPKIN PUMPKIN!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:16, Reply)

PUMPKIN HAIR COLOUR ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:21, Reply)

TKO to APE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)

ape is dead now
you haven't been teh ape for ages
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I've got ape running through me like a stcik of rock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)

rupert more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)

is that a euphemism?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)

5.9.83.79/talk/7765439
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)